Haha. I'm glad you liked my art. It was difficult, but I'm very proud of the digital progress I made. =] Thank you for giving me the opportunity to try and improve my art! It was both your stories that triggered both pieces of fanart. lol. That's quite a feat!

I know! Speaking of vicious plot bunnies, I started thinking about a Victorian Era fanfic last week. Then, I see a challenge in the forums for a Victorian Era fanfic. Talk about coincidence. There was no way I could reject it since my brain automatically started thinking up ideas. So it looks like I'll be even more swamped. Poor me. LOL. They are, just like you said, vile as hell! And well, I might have been exaggerating when I said 70 chapters. It just... feels like it'll take that much to finish the story. lol. But, Wisteria is close to 70, isn't it? Haha. At the very least, it's further than I ever think I can get my stories to. xD

Well, it's possible that I can speak better English, but you definitely write it better. lol. But if you lived in America, you'd surpass me in that too! You're just too talented, dear. XDD I was actually born in America. I didn't learn English until I had to start school because both my parents don't speak English so I never had the opportunity to learn until I absolutely needed to. But yes, I am so thankful for my kindergarten teacher. She was always so patient and helpful with me that it made my school days bearable. I could tell your Japanese romanji was very good; only someone who was fluent in Japanese could do that. lol. So I figured you must know it. It didn't appear dictionary(dot)com translated is what I mean. Hahaha. That's probably what I would have done. xP And yes, I agree! I often pick up words and phrases from watching anime and Korean dramas. lol. It's fantastic!

Ohh, I'm looking forward to that big twist in "Shanghai" I bet it'll be fantastic, just like everything else. I'm glad I was sort of close though. I love guessing at things like that.

Hope you're doing well, Jas. (You've told me your name, but I've always continued calling you MissTeak. It sounds a little impersonal now, so I hope you don't mind me using your name. XD)

I hate you, Dokuga Wall Post God! RAWR!

Hehe I'm hoping that if I make my posts not quite so long it won't get cut off? So, here's the rest of the last post I made that never went through I'll respond to the new one once this posts

The following is what I originally wrote in response to your previous post. I'm going to put it in quotation marks because I feel like it should be in quotes. *firm nod*

"Ooooooh, full body massage. *insert contented sigh here* My favorite would probably be the deep tissue massages that hurt so bad for a little while, but afterwards you're loose and wiggly for a week! I go and get beat up for my birthday every year I'm also a sucker for a sauna.

"Have you ever had a massage that just focuses on your head area? I was told by my doctor to get one because I'm always getting migraines/tension headaches. The guy rubbed my temples and I just about proposed to him. In my towel.

"LOL at the young Korean pretty boys. I have seen the Wolverine movie and I may or may not have rented it just so I could pause, rewind, and play back certain bits several times. Ooooooh, rippling abs.... ahem. Don't worry about your absence of a life. I don't have one either. Makes things much less complicated, no?

"Pffft. Because you're totally a deviant XD Is it a demon? A ghost? No! It's Jasmine the Invisible Pervert, come to act inappropriately once more! Duh-duh-duh-DUH!

"LOL! So much food! Where to begin? First of all, the Hokkaido peach pudding looks so cool! Was it yummy? And what does one do with almond cream/black sesame cream? Wontons FTW! What are curry fishballs exactly? And why do I spy a rather attractive Coach purse in the picture?... I told you. It's a sickness. Moving on, what are phoenix claws? So many things I've never heard of that I want to try! And octopus is FTW as well!

"Sorry. I could have asked you about all of them, but I restrained myself somewhat!"

Bwuahahahahahah! The marks made it strange to read, didn't it? :3 I figured as much... Love youuuuuuuu!

Sugar AND curry person! I love both types of roti prata. Hahaha! I'm a glutton~ Eh? Eh? Tell me! I love all kinds of food story..even the gross ones (as long as it doesn't involve any kind of insects or creepy crawlies). LOL.

Hehe. She's nice but it seems that she might need the house back in near future. I'd love to live in the North but it's so far away from school. I had my share of traveling the long distance when I still lived in the East. *shudders* Waking up so early in the morning always ruins my mood. I'm not a morning person. Haha!

XD Singlish ftw? LOL. Maybe we can promote the 'Singapore-ben' by using it in our wall posts! Hahaha~ It might not be as cute as Kansai-ben but it's definitely fun..

HAHAHA~ Funny, right? Right?! It's SO OOC of Sesshoumaru to do that but it's a big FUN imagining him in that situation. Curly moustache demon lord of the west.. Charming! And oh, Kagome should play peek-a-boo with her semi transparent scarf and blink her eyes rapidly too! Throw in some lover chasing each other scene as well (sunset in the background, preferably at the beach) and we're good to go.. XD I think we have found our cure for bad mood: imagining Sehhoumaru and Kagome in Bollywood tree dancing scenes. HAHAHA~!! *wheeze wheeze* Oh, my dear.. All the laughter.. *wheeze wheeze* This is one funny mental image!

Hehe. *mommy waves back, then sighs shaking her head at her daughter's maniacal laugh* Oh, you can call me Elena! (or Lena..or Nana or whatever you want..) That's my name. *grins*. May I call you Jasmine? Or do you prefer me to call you something else?

Me ish going back to Singapore tomorrow! I need to pay my bills.. *pout*

Thanks for the review on Misprint ^.^

I actually would have never gotten that out if it weren't for forth's nudging and an additional prompt in to go with the original dokuga_contest week 100 prompt.

YEE Ah, yes. A phellow phone addict. Yes, I was on my blackberry before civilized people had even woken up. It's a sickness. I'm pretty sure my Blackberry groans when I tell it to go to Dokuga AGAIN. But yeeeeee, I am proud to have made you LOL in public. I can't help but think that people suspect me of doing creepy things on the phone when i just start giggling out of nowhere. O.o

HA! It would have been so funny if you did do that to him, but I doubt the parents would be very understanding. They would come home to see their son covered in lipstick and frills. Sounds good to me!

Nuuuuuuuu, not the death glare!!! Nuuuu!!!... that devil one actually is sort of creepy. He looks like the kind that would do distasteful things on his phone in public

that's how big the Italian ones are! About 15 inches tall is the ideal height for showing. To be honest though... *whispers* I think most of them are only cute in an ugly sort of way. X) Don't judge me. And WAHHHH SO CUTE!!! I love the little bows omgomgomg *dies of cuteness overdose*

LOL 'the mind is a powerful thing'... or extremely lacking power in some cases, hmm??? I kid, I kid. WHOAWHOAWHOA. You get Santa on toothpaste??? *pretends not to be envious* Last Christmas I gave my mother (a 42-year-old woman, mind you) an airbrush tattoo of Santa Claus. She showed it off to everyone just to make the rest of us uncomfortable. X) Have you ever gotten one of those really weird Christmas gifts that just makes you go WTFWHYDIDYOUGIVEMETHIS?

TWO... DOLARS?!?! *foams at the mouth while booking flight to Thailand* I just paid over 60-freaking-bucks for sneakers today. It's ridiculous! And I hate sneakers! Now... about these shoes. Feed my addiction - what did they look like? Heels? Flats? Wedges? Peep-toes? Strappy? PLEEEASE TELL ME. *weeps while tying laces to sneakers*

But I can imagine everyone's faces when you walk through the door and pull out 8 pairs of shoes LOL.

Haha! "How was your day at school son?" "Well, Mother, you see-" *phone ringing* "Oh, sorry, Mom. Gotta take this."
MY CHILD WOULD SO DO THAT. Darn children that take after their mothers. *glares at the world*
I did LOL at the CHANGE thing though. Too funny you are.... that totally sounded like Yoda

WAHHHHHH at least let me finish replying, woman! *shakes fist at* BUTTTTTT, it is currently 5:42. It seems to me that we are 12 hours apart O.o

Pffft even if there happened to be a repellant for teh plunnehs, I wouldn't let you have any. Your writings make me too happy inside! By all means, ignore me completely, as long as I get to read whatever ebil thing you've got cookin' up!

BWAH! I LOL'ed several times while reading your post and received many strange looks *was abducted by friends to go to breakfast*... yeah, giggling for seemingly no reason in a public restaurant (as opposed to a private one?).... PFFFTT I does it.

Never liked those ten-year-olds. *firm nod* They're just close enough to being teenagers to be mentally unstable. But the child you're talking about seems like such a DOLL. [/sarcasm] The other day I was driving home from work behind a school bus and one of those started being a jerk out the back window at a stoplight. I think I scared him with my death-glare though, so it's all good. I didn't have to get ethnic on that sweet young child.

Ahhh, I know! The thought of any animal in pain is veryveryvery unpleasant. Only two of my dogs are chihuahuas and I have one Italian greyhound... think greyhound + shrink ray = 1.5 foot tall greyhound. The greyhound and the older of the two puppies were the ones that had surgery.

O.o People seriously sing White Christmas? Well, then I suppose they really must be dreaming in a very literal sense. LOL foam snow. Now that's the stuff! One of these days you should whip out a sled and act like you think it's real. Do it for the LOLZ!... and send footage. Hehe, it's okay, you sound too sensible to be the Grinch. That guy had serious issues. AND your adorable love for "prezzies" totally makes up for it! Someone once told me that presents weren't the real meaning of Christmas. I giggled. *is supposedly Christian?* Is Christmas in Singapore as disgustingly commercialized as it is in the US?

Cheap shopping?!?!?!?! Oh, Singapore, where have you been all my life? *nosebleed* Pfffft, guess who's visiting Sentosa as soon as she becomes rich/no longer has any financial responsibility whatsoever? Aaaargh, leaf-goers >. *shudder* and on that show they always seem to have the insane family members too! It's like "Err, your crazy is showing. Please tuck it away so we no longer have to see it." It makes you wonder where the brides get it from. -.-

Haha! You're too nice, my dear. And too funny! I love how my children will be making more money than I do by the age of seven. Pffft, I won't even need a job by the time they reach their teen years... now that's efficient living. Guess then I'll have time/funds to visit Singapore! LOL imagine me driving my children back and forth to work at the White House because they're too young to legally drive. OMG I just pictured a toddler saying, "To be... or not to be. THAT is the question." Thank you for making my day.

Way to go big... I should have thought of spa-resort-owner guy! Darn it... now I'm stuck with just a gropey little... nevermind. What's your favorite spa treatment???? Spas are for-the-freaking-win!

WEEEEE, my love almost has a super awesome job!!!! Squeeee! I'd love to hear more about it, and I can see why you wouldn't be able to share such information. *shifty eyes* Ninja spy?

YES Storm was the (wo)MAN! Always had a bit of a crush on Wolverine too. Hm. Emotionally unavailable cartoon men with muscles and freaky I-could-totally-kill-you-right-now powers. I see a pattern forming... Demon or mutant, who can decide? As far as superhuman abilities... I think either teleportation because I hate long commutes and such or... hmm.... invisibility! So if something scary happened I could be like "OH SH-" POOF, you can't see me, nanny nanny boo boo. What would you pick?

WAHHHH I RUVV YOUUU.

Aiyoh~! Roti prata! That's one thing I'm craving right now.. I can feel my saliva production going faster. Hahaha~ Yeah, now that you have mentioned it. I have pretty much covered the island! LOL. Hopefully, my house owner is willing to renew the contract or I will have to move again this end of the year. Ugh!

Smurfs!! The awesome little blue people.. Aaah, the good 'ol time with Smurfs, Doraemon, Looney Toons, Animaniacs, etc. I think classic cartoons are better. I sometimes don't quite get the supposedly good humor in Hannah Montana and HSM. My younger sis is so in love with those two shows and I just don't get it. Aiyer..It's really bu ren lao ye bu xing le.. I think that phrase has become one of my punchline lately. LOL.

Aaaaw~ That's so cute! But it does get confusing when you learned the standard Jap first and having to adapt to the Kansai-ben. And then switching back and forth when you communicate with different people.. It's almost like slang, huh? *chuckles*

Glad that I'm somewhat of a help! HAHAHAHA! Omigod, you had me laughing so hard, my mother was sending me this weird look! Super Bollywood scene with the infamous tree, starring Sesshoumaru and Kagome. XD Now, I'm imagining them dancing the Bollywood tree-peek-a-boo dance, singing Teresa Teng's Ai De Ni A He Chu Xun. You know that song? 'wo ai de ni a~ wo ai de ni~ ni zai na li a~ ni zai na li~' ROFLMAO.

Yeah, Now or Never was rather different from Accidentally Funny, lol. Of course, Accidentally Funny is pretty much different from anything else I've written on here, so... I guess my craziness just decided to bust out with that one. Glad you enjoyed the little snippet, though, and thank you for reviewing it!

Amber