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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
I'm new to this, but I love movies so here are two!

Man 1:Stop! It's me!
Man 2: Prove it!
Man 1: You're a dick.
Man 2: Okay then.

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Man: Ew. Somebody grab him.( DAD picks up little KID) Oh thank heavens he's completely unharmed.
Dad: "Unharmed"? What are you talking about?!
Kid: Just put me back in the other way!
Man: It's teleVISION not telePHONE; it's quite a difference.


Alright, can you guess what two movies these are from?
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 2
Not sure about the first one, but the second one is the first charlie and the chocolate factory movie.

Here's one, and it gets used uber times, but its just too fun to resist...

Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Knight: How do know so much about swallows?
King: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 34
Mai, your first one was from Xmen the first one.

Phoenix, your is from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Here is one for you...

person 1: you steal my clothes!
person 2: we have a barter system.
 
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Monty Python & The Holy Grail!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE that movie!

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 4
Kindergarten Cop

Person 1: Cute cat. What's its name?
Person 2: Annoying customer.
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 2
Kerii - Clerks

Smittee - I think Mom and Dad Save the World.



"you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villian"
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 31
I do not know yours at all, Kerii. I haven't the slightest clue. O.o



Person 1:Have you ever seen one of these?

Person2:Looks like a Grenade.

Person 1: It's a light grenade. Pull the pin. Set it down. And whoever picks it up: Pff! Grenade remains, person disappears.

Person 2: That's the stupidest things I ever heard. Who would pick it up?

Person 1: Look.

*Both look at grenade*

Person 2 reads: "Pick me Up"

Person 1: Diabolical, isn't it?
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 3
Kirai, yours was forgotten so I'll answer it; the answer is Sherlock Holmes (awesome movie ^.^)
Phoenix, yours is Dark Knight
and Smittee, I'm sorry but I have no idea what yours is v.v' which was the one I was actually supposed to answer.....

Which means it's my turn >

Man 1: xxx, go show him how it's done! Go down hanging by your feet!
Man 2: Right!! Wait, is that safe?
Man 1: You don't care! You're an ANIMAL!!
Man 2: RIGHT! I'M AN ANIMAL!!!! *Gets pumped up, starts, and turn to man 1* Why aren't you going?
Man 1: Dude, I have kids!

New movie, and I'm not sure I went word for word but close enough probably for anyone who has seen the movie
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 34
Crystal, hun, i think you should have read the topic. We aren't posting where we get the quotes we are trying to make others guess what movie the quotes are from.

As for you tara i have NO idea what movie that is from. Here is a new quote:

"Do you know what i hate? I hate these 40 year old jackholes wearing ponytails. That ponytail doesn;t make you look hip, young or cool."

AND!!

"Bravo Mr. Hero Bravo!
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 18
I have a quote! Everybody should know this one, bc it's awesome and so is the movie it came from.

"If you're not first, your last." XD
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 11
Creature of Shadow: Talledega Nights?
And Kirai I haven't the slightest idea >.<

Okay, how about...

Man 1: "I'm very sorry Mr *Censored*, I'll have the plumbing checked immediately."
Man 2: "See that you do. If I had been drinking out of the toilet I probably would have been killed."
 
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Im never going to do that again until next week....

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 13 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 0
Ace Ventura!! I love Jim Carrey

Is this too broad?

"I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 12 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 7
The Dark Knight!

"Prepare to face pain and doom, in that order!"
 
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Calypso, Yours is PotC: At World's End..... Your name was a dead give away *giggle*

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." "

I looooooooove qouting this film. I know the man's name is a give away but dang-it, I cannot bring myself to omit it from the text.
 
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That is from big trouble in little china I love that movie!

"Here, let me give you one of my cards. Now if you should want
to call me, call me at this number. Don't call me at that one, that's
the old one."
 
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redsquirt, it's from Harvy, isn't it?

"We're painting the roses red, painting the roses red!"

I had nothing else in mind, but this should be pretty easy.
 
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Yes it is It is one of my top 5 favorite movies.
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 7
Alice In Wonderland! I LOVED that show!

'Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it."
 
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The Lion King.

"I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."
 
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The Princess Bride! Such a great movie.

Guy 1: Do you know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in Paris?
Guy2: They don't just call it a quarter-pounder with cheese?
Guy1: No, they got the metric system. They don't know what a quarter-pound is. They call is a Royale with cheese.
 
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Pulp Fiction... SAY WHAT AGAIN!!



What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 7
High Fidelity is it?

Guy 1: It was an accident!
Guy 2: There are no accidents.
 
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Kung Fu Panda?

Man 1: Do you have anything to say?
Man 2: Abracadabra.
 
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Is it Prestige?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a (Sorry for the word guys) damn.
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 7
Gone With the Wind!

Your arrogance and conceit made me realize that you are the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry!
 
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