If you are under 18 you should NOT be reading this.

Alright ladies and gents. I just returned home after participating in an event called a dirty bingo.

For those of you who do not know what that is I will tell you. A dirty bingo is similar to regular bingo that you can win money at the game part that is. The dirty comes in because when you yell out bingo(or sometimes they make you yell a dirty word instead of bingo) you win a dirty prize such as vibrators, DVDs, beads etc. There is usually dirty talk, swearing, and sexual references shouted between games.There are also games played between the bingo.

So here is the challenge:

Make the characters go to a dirty bingo

Qualifications:

1) It does not have to be everyone from the show it can be just kagome or sesshomaru or a group
2) It should be as dirty as you can make it (within reason)
3) it should be HILARIOUS

Bonus:

1) having a drag queen
2) making sesshomaru do something he never would do normally
3) including a lap dance
4) a group of drunken men propose to someone on bended knee
5) including mixed drinks with REALLY dirty names

MINIMUM WORD COUNT: 3000 (there is no max)

NO DRABBLES! I do not want to see a drabble series entry for this one. I think that there should be enough material to get a VERY decent lengthed oneshot or decent lengthed chapters for a story.


If you have any questions about this challenge please feel free to PM me. There is no deadline.

Enjoy guys!

I shall be joining, just as soon as I have a crap load of really juicy ideas.. hopefully soon

Before I forget, is there anything about non gb's?