Confusions Resting Place: (noun) A giant pillow fashioned form the many patchwork pieces left from various conversations where guests are lost in what is being discussed. There is no space limit and any are free to partake of it.

Ex: Yuzuki invited Akay to join her to sit on the confusion pillow.

Dokugian's Local Chair Maker; One who supplies the Chat inhabitants with Chairs.

Eg, Nobody has many many chairs to give out

Popcorn: The official snack food of chat. Eaten while sitting back and watching the craziness. Be sure to share. Extra butter appreciated by certain members, AKA Nost, Possessed.

Ex: *Nobody sits in chair and munches on popcorn, enjoying the current conversation.

Friend Attack;

When someone messages you on your page telling you they made you their friend,
Mildy Violent

Eg, i have befriended u....there is nothing u can do now but accept and submit to my friendship...lmao..much luv hun

Chat Lurker (aka closet lurker): someone who logs onto chat and then proceeds to monitor without comment. Often referred to as a "fluffy" in honor of the stoic one who watches without comment during most of the IY series. Non-lurkers are never sure if the person is watching or if Opo has been up to no goodness.

Ex: emmaren: Oh yeah, I'm usually here, just lurking.

chatroom meltdown:(noun-event) The seemingly spontaneous time out of most of the users

2: When so many people are on-line that no one can follow the threads (see confusion pillow)

Ex1: We had a chat meltdown yesterday and it took three minutes for all of us to get back on.

Ex 2: This morning there was a chat melt down once the user count hit 22, Me and Twiknham just pulled up the confusion pillow and sat back.

PMSing Opo: When Opo is feeling rather obnoxious and annoyed and picks only on one person - or two - the entire time of chat, and leaves everyone else alone. See "Opo" for more information.

Ex. Nobody and Skye are kicked out simultaneously throughout the day, but the other members are left untouched.

fancookie: When an author throws out a crumb from a story they are working on for fans to nibble at until the entire work is finished, thus, giving the writer time without being chased down and threatened by said fans.

Opoized/Opoization: When the evil opo gets a hold of you and takes your things, kicks you out of chatrooms, makes it so you can't sign in and randomly runs of with literary works that you were enjoying up till their disappearance.

Misscomplain: (verb) the act of not complaining.

Ex: Expressing righteous anger in chat equals misscomplaining.

Dokuga: (proper noun) The mystical realm created by the collaborated genius of kindred spirits where fantasy holds sway and happiness graces all who enter its boundaries, the honorable Miss Kagura its leader. Caution, it has been known to cause late nights, blood-shot eyes, giddy feelings, rabid fangirlism and the possible contraction of nobodeitis, to which there is no cure.

Contentment's Corner: proper noun Though located in the same room as Confusion's Resting Place, Contentment's Corner is the opposite of the other. Crafted from the various conversations transpiring which everyone involved are in complete understanding with one another and what is being discussed., it is the place guests in the chatroom reside when they are content, happy, and over-all at ease with the topics talked about around them. As with the "Confusion Pillow", as it has been affectionately named by those residing there, there is no space limit or max quantity it can hold at one time.

Ex: Argesh curled up in contentment and watched everyone from the sidelines.

NoFlood:(noun; person) NoFlood is the chat's computer system mean to kick out spammers. But NoFlood is not good at his job. He kicks you out for posting to fast. Once, Akumi slayed the foul demon, but he came back. MissK valiantly took care of him, and he was no more.

Ex. * Mikaela quit (kicked from Chat by noflood)

Guess the Guest: (noun; event} The game played when a "Faux Guest" comes into the chat room and reveals that she/he is in disguise. The game consists of no rules, and randomly guessing names of members. Sometimes, the guest will give you guesses to figure out who she/he is. The real strategy to the game is focusing on how they type (grammatical structure, sentence structure, words used, etc.).

Ex.
Mikaela: Edward?
guest133: i'm a GIRL
FL--got the job: ummm....
Elenna: Kakuya?
guest133: *sigh*
FL--got the job: lady sianna?
Mikaela: okay... hmm..... (I fail at this game)... mamasama?
guest133: no

Weus:(Noun) Referring to a special group of people. These people seem normal but are actually awesome, hilarious and all around exciting. Used when referring to yourself and others of a similar awesomeness in contrast to similar standard people.


Ex:

Person one: "Us engineers are pretty boring."

Person two: "Were boring?"

Person one: "No, engineers, not weus."

Glomp Shock-wave: (Noun) THe energy outburst that results from a rather awesome glomp. It has enough force to affect those thousands of miles away.

Ex:

Wow that glomp shock-wave was intense, I hope it didn't wake up Argesh/

Opo Tourette's-- A syndrome that causes one to blurt out random words or phrases in chat, usually with confusing, but hilarious results, since it has nothing to do with the conversation at hand.

October rose 08: Here are some pictures of my wedding.

Nobody: That's a nice pumpkin.

Possessed: wtf? There's no pumpkin in that picture...

Nobody: I don't know why I typed that...

Doubly confusing when combined with Nobodieitis...

Exitdelay [v]: a time frame of three minutes where you must wait after an initial goodbye to ensure all members in chat have enough time to see you off.

Ex.

02:20:27 * ~~~ quit (timeout)
02:23:50 ‹Nobody› i always miss em
02:23:53 ‹Nobody› :\'(
02:24:09 ‹Evenstar› Eh? Miss who?

Misskness: (Noun) Unorthodoxly amazing. Uncommonly wonderful.

Ex: Roo's showed such misskness when she found the link for Nobody without being asked.

Toewedgie [n]: The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the toes, often from having had one's socks or stalkings snagged and pulled between ones toes. Or having annoying siblings.

Ex. R0o has an aversion to ninja socks, because she fears toewedgies.

02:36:40 ‹r0osephie reads› i'm not ocd, i just dont like stuff between my toes
02:36:57 ‹r0osephie reads› its like a toe wedgie :\ its just not c0ol
02:37:38 ‹r0osephie reads› yes toe wedgies... like ninja socks

Linkage (verb): To give link, to request a link.

Ex.
‹Mikaela› Linkage, please.
‹Eli› www.fanfiction.net/s/39...ove_You

Heart Attack: A heart attack is when simultaneous hearts emotes go off in Dokuga chat and someone says and/or screams "Heart Attack." It is usually responded with another heart attack.

(l)= indicates a heart.

Ex.
‹Nobody› (l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)
‹Mikaela-Reading› lmao
‹Nobody› heart attack
‹Mikaela-Reading› HEART ATTACK (l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)(l)

Obsession (noun): The complete obsession with Sesshomaru.

Ex.
<Fall-chan› Said friends are also the ones who tried to convince me to have someone buy the 3rd Inuyasha movie off the Chinese black market before it came out in America because "OMG, it has Sesshoumaru and his father and OMG THEY'RE SO HOT!!11!!
‹Fall-chan› XDD
‹Fall-chan› Yeah...
‹Mikaela› lmao
‹Fall-chan› Can you say "obsession"?
‹Mikaela› Yes, I can. Obsession.
‹ITL Lurking› lol
‹ITL Lurking› goodness
‹ITL Lurking› obsession

Author Stroking- The act of one or more authors entering into a stroking contest with one another to attempt and outmatch one another with their literary prowess. Usually this involves the same type of context as a daring game, and begins with one author telling another how great their works are, which in turn, causes the opposing author or authors to throw out various challenges for said 'great author' to meet. Be warned, the posturing involved in these matches can be daunting and tedious.

'NachoNameTime': a time in which those in the chat are under assumed names not normally their own, during this time, if we see...

'NameCheck': chatters should reveal who they really are to the rest of the chat to avoid confusion.



11/26/2008 22:38:25 ‹Martini› <----nobody
11/26/2008 22:38:34 ‹coca~cola› <- r0o
11/26/2008 22:38:42 ‹irish car bomb› <---Twiknham
11/26/2008 22:38:42 ‹Jello shot› <-----possessed

-shrugs- it was 'happy hour' it lasted 20 minutes