Josey Wales: "When I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around for very long."

Chief: "I notice when you get to not likin' someone, they ain't around for very long neither."

Outlaw Josey Wales

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."

Karma for who guesses what this is from!

Ok folks place a quote you like. Say where its from or make everyone guess.

Fight Club!


"Can you pound a 6" nail through a board with your penis?"

"Uh, not right now..."

"Sorry, a girl's gotta have standards"

Real Genius

Nice possessed nice.

ok i bet no one knows this one!

"When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. "

Death to smoochy!

Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.
Quagmire: That's right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt.

Family Guy.

You sooo get Karma for that!

"Listen, once you plant the seeds, you throw the package away."

Marge's sisters telling her to dump Homer.

wawa your amazing! i owe you a karma

"Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."

ok guys how about that one?

"Bite my shiny metal ass."




Everybody who frequents this forum should know this.

I'm not even going to google it

Bender from futurama

"Somebody snakin' ya, Danny?"

"Bite the weenie, Rizo."

"With relish..."



-Grease

"I didn't marry very well..."

Overboard

"Dude, don't say like, ooze"

bleach

"Then we shall fight in the shade!"

300

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

Army Of Darkness.

Since I have been subjected to my brother's rantings all my life, I feel now it is time to share.



This one is from when trucks first started to have the flares around the front wheel wells. The first time he saw it his response was, "It has wings like a maxi pad."

You so get Karma for that!

"They're not mine! Don't you think I feel it?"

Goldie Hawn talking about the four boys Kurt Russell is pawning off on her, while she has amnesia.

Overboard

I have one more from my brother:

"Let me give you some advice. It is not a good idea to order an 'Irish Car Bomb' in a Dublin pub. Trust me, I know."

"Mmmmmm, doughnuts."

Homer Simpson

"I like mine well-done."

"You'll eat it bloody to feed yer blood."


Loretta to Ronnie in 'Moonstruck'

"You are a boil on the BUTT of humanity."



-Steel Magnolias

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."


Hey Nobody, it's from Fight Club.

"Screws just fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place." John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"Screws just fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place." John Bender, The Breakfast Club[/quote]


Classic.

My favorite, "Hey, how come ANDREW gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy! It's outta my hands."

and

"Wanna see what's in my bag?"

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it!"

onyx: yes it was. Nobody has guessed my other quote yet