So I'm at work (hotel) and a couple comes up very very upset. Says someone left a cat in their uhaul. Seriously, they were x2532535 about it. So I call the guest with the uhaul.

*long pause* "We don't have a cat..."

So I go out there, apparently this kitten, that's maybe 2-3 months old had crawled under the uhaul and hitched a ride for 4 hours!!!! She was screaming and wouldn't let go of the uhaul when I crawled under there.

Very sweet though. Slightly underweight but otherwise in good shape. Figured she'd eat more than she did when I offered her my diner. Maybe she didn't like Chinese though haha.

I've deemed her DT short for domestic terrorist. She did hijack a car and break my mug sooooo

Although, if you know of any good names I'm open. I'm not liking DT much. Terrorist wasn't working either, people look at you funny.

one bad pic I have of her. She squirms a lot!

Also not keeping lol she needs a home, I've already got all the pets I can have. My fiancée isn't pleased that she's a temporary guest haha.

Awww, DT is actually a pretty cute name, especially with all the destruction and trouble she's caused.

As for actual names, I'm afraid I can't help you there.

When I got a puppy, I had to go on Gaia and bribe people with gold to help me come up with names. lol.

I think Terror is an awesome name, but it might put off potential adopters.

Fair warning: my best friend and I want to get a dog and name it Lawnmower or Doorknob.

GTA might work! lol
I would also make a Cape Fear reference but..... it's a lot more fun to make other name-deeming references and suggestions!

Boston - cause of the "Hitch a Ride" song by Boston
Jacey, JC or Cash - "I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash
Orbust - reference to the "Vegas/NewYork/etc or Bust" signs a lot of hitchhikers carry.
Backpack - a common item used by hitchhikers
Tooth & Nail (but said as one word) - Because that little kitten was holding on Tooth & Nail the whole way! EPICwin!
Gloria or Gaynor because the little kitten is a survior! "I Will Survive" song by Gloria Gaynor
Vanity or Fare - "Hitchin' a Ride" song by Vanity Fare
Bobby McGee - "Me and Bobby McGee" song by Janis Joplin (another hitchhiking song)
Nelson - because Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again"
Guthrie - Woody Guthrie wrote and sung "This Land is Your Land"
Kerouac - for the famous hitchhiker Jack Kerouac
Ford - for Ford Prefect from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (of course, I would name her Towel or 42 but geek I am)
Steppenwolf - because of "Born to be Wild".
Roam - B-52's song "Roam") then again.... Rock Lobster and Narwhale come to mind too.... hmm

But that is just how my warped little mind works. I would be perfectly happy naming a kitten I found attached to my vehicle Wagon Wheel, because of Old Crow Medicine Show's song about travel and craving home and missing the one you love.

Bob

You should name HER Bob. Though i cant lie i do kinda like DT.
Oh!

You could name her Tsume, for Claw!

I've always liked Enzo for cats. Bc they purr. ^^