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(Joke) BoyFriend 5.0 15 Years, 2 Months ago
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INSTALLING HUSBAND?
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6! simply crashes the system...
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Wifey
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Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5!
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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a friend of r0o's sent that and i chuckled so i share with you now :3
  
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Last Edit: 2009/09/10 08:47 By sugar0o.
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Re:(Joke) BoyFriend 5.0 15 Years, 2 Months ago
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LOLOLOLOL, this is brilliant, r0o!
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lol I figured you'd get a kick out of that :3 it made me laugh |
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LMAO rOo! I simply must email it to my boyfriend!! hehehe
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LMAO...oh gosh, where's the ICU because I think my stomach just burst ROFL XDD
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LMAO
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There is nothing to fear, but fear itself...or a monster...or an alien...ooh ooh Alien vs Predator but that is just cool, not scary at all.
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Re:(Joke) BoyFriend 5.0 15 Years, 2 Months ago
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lol. Kirche said he's boyfriend 9.9 after reading this. XD
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! absolutely BRILLIANT!
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hahahahahaha....that was a good laugh |
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Re:(Joke) BoyFriend 5.0 15 Years, 2 Months ago
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I've finally figured it out! I've been running Hot Looks 4.5 ! I should update any maybe I'll be able to save enough for that new Super Boyfriend 1.0 Plus!
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Re:(Joke) BoyFriend 5.0 15 Years, 2 Months ago
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HAHAHAHAHA.
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Re:(Joke) BoyFriend 5.0 15 Years, 2 Months ago
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lmao so that is what happened huh? ahh man wish i had read the fine print first!!
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