swasdiva

I spend most of my time watching Jeopardy and shouting wrong answers at the TV screen. The rest is devoted to making little inverted pizzas out of large pepperoni slices covered in Italian bread crumbs and grated cheese.

I work at home, according to my boss, but most of those hours I'm getting paid to read fanfiction, then I blame missed deadlines on a computer meltdown. Somehow my car has not been repossessed, unless you count it being possessed in the first place, like that time it transformed into a giant fire-breathing robot...no wait...that was the dream I had after watching Transformers, the IMAX Experience. My car's Autobot name? Squirt Gun.

As far as fanfic writing goes, I mainly stick with one shots because I'm lazy, although I have about a billion 100+ chapter epics festering like a Bakusaiga wound on my hard drive. We'll see if they ever get posted. C'mon, Jeopardy's on...I have my priorities.