I wish I was Kermit

Helloo, people out there in the big, wide, scary, criticizing world...(ahem) Isn’t this great?

I get to finally post a fanfiction. Questions are, why was I holding back? Simple... I have a novel of my own I’m writing, and couldn’t be bothered. But now I am bothering!

Guess what? Guess what? I’m special... special ed! HAHAHAHAHA! Don’t laugh, its true...

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m either really hyper or on a miracle pill. Where can you get this pill? It’s called ‘Friday’. Aint that great?

Some random stuff about me...

APPEARANCE

I’m a girl, and I’m 15. I have a round face and a smile that makes my cheeks puff up like apples. I have large lips. I’m Caucasian (but that doesn’t matter, now does it? NOPE!). I have small hazel eyes, brown hair and bangs. I’m chubby.

FAV STUFF AND PEOPLE

I like wearing sweatshirts. I love fantasy novels, movies, pictures...etc. I have a dog named Alley Cat. No, ‘dog’ is not a typo. I also have a boy puppy named Brody who likes to hump my friend...my MALE friend. Always good for a laugh. Anyhoo, I love music.

I have a twin named Billie-Bob (names are changed for safety purposes) that looks nothing like me. Seriously; she and I don’t even look related. I have a big brother who is 21. I have a big sister who is 23. I also have two loving parents and an adoring Nanny.

I live in vast Canada! And no, there are no igloos here, and I haven’t seen a polar bear in my life. Not a beaver either, for that matter... Oh, wait, in case you count that time I THOUGHT I saw one... I’m also not a curler or a lumberjack. DAMN CANADIAN STEREOTYPES! Oh... we do say “eh” though.

And spell colour with a u.

I love Canada though, stereotypes or not.

I love to draw, read, and write.

BOOKS TO READ

A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens

Catcher In The Rye by J.D Sallinger

Lord of the Flies... now who wrote that again?

The Named, The Dark by Marriane Curley

The Abarat by Clive Barker

Inu Yasha manga...that's a given

Ayashi No Ceres

Alichino

Arcana

Demon Diary

Crescent Moon

BOOKS TO SHUN TO THE BITTER REACHES OF HELL

The serpents egg, the burning crown, the twisted blade. Anything by her.

Stuff that I’m listening to right now:

Shell by Bana

Half Pain by Bana

And all the anime songs you can think of. And That’s about all, folks.

FAV SHOWS/MOVIES

Inu Yasha(of course)

Chrono Crusade (boo yeah!)

Witch Hunter Robin (damn why won't Amon be nice?)

.hack//SIGN (poor Tsucasa)

Gundam Seed (god I hate that crazy girl)

Spirited Away (Haku! Cutie!)

Nightmare Before Christmas (I, Jack, the Pumpkin King!)

Interview with A Vampire(Go Lestat!)

And recently I got into Buffy the Vampire Slayer...damn you my vampire-loving friend! DAMN YOU!!! cough.

PET PEEVES!

People who make fun of other people. There one world, people, and life sucks- we shouldn’t try to make it worse.

People who borrow stuff and never give it back. I’m still waiting for my pencil I lent to some dude three days ago. (it was a great pencil!)

People who don’t laugh when you are at least trying to be funny.

When my favorite shows are replaced for a night by a movie that nobody wants to watch anyway.

When somebody makes fun of you and you try to be nice and laugh at their attempts because they don’t really mean it.

Awkward social situations...

FAV Fanfiction pairings:

Kag/Sess

Kag/Inu

Sango/Miroku

Naraku/Kag

Robin/Amon

Haku/Chihiro

Rosette/Chrono

BUH Bye Peoples!

READ BY FANFICTION! You won't be disappointed, trust me.