I was trying to find the toaster that follows me around, and I was quite upset that I had lost it like I had lost my imaginary friend Frank a few months before. When I was, I spotted a black pencil rolling towards me. Feeling that the atmosphere was quite ominous, I bent down to pick it up to get on with my life. The eyeliner grew into an evil lava dog that tried to chase me around. I flipped out, tripped, and lost my track shoe while escaping the cafeteria.

Don't touch my track shoe.

I ran into the cafeteria to get away from the rest of the school that had been infected with a virus that turned them all into zombies when I tripped over a track shoe. I turned around to see what made me fall. I saw it and picked it up. Then the track shoe grew teeth and started eating my hand. I started running around and banging my hand against thins so the darn thing would stop and in my haste to get it off I didn't notice that I dropped my necklace.

Don't touch my necklace.

As I was trying to calm down from my run in with the evil lava dog, I bent over and saw a necklace. Picking it up, it burned me. While I jumped around, Frank slipped past my guard and went to go prank some innocent students.

Don't touch my imaginary friend Frank.

I touched your imaginary friend Frank and could immediately see him!
OH GOD FRANK, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

Do not touch my glasses!

I ran into a wall knocking off my glasses. As I patted my hands on the floor I came across see03's glasses and, thinking they were mine, put them on. The glasses took away my eyesight and in my blind stupor I dropped my deck of cards.

Don't even think about touching my deck of cards.

bored out of mine and looking for something to do I found a deck of cards.
Oh no!!!! my hands have turned green

Don't touch my manga!

Having miraculously gained MY eyesight when Jackie put on my glasses, I pick up a manga to read it...and thoroughly enjoy it! But then a wind comes along and knocks the manga from my hands, hurling it along with my hat into a puddle of molten lava.

Don't touch my hat!

I was walking along a volcano that had just erupted and now had trails of lava dripping down it when I saw a hat almost dissolving in a puddle of lava. I decided to save the hat from an untimely death but when I grabbed a hold of it I slipped and fell into the deeper than it looks puddle. Before I fell in my bow fell out of my hair.

Don't touch my bow. I'm serious.

As I was was scolding frank, I saw a pretty red and white bow on the ground. I bent to pick it up, but clumsily fell over, losing my dignity in the process.

Don't touch my dignity.

I was getting lost on the road of life when I noticed someone lost their dignity. I picked it up only for it to grow arms and legs and try to kill me. I started running away and accidentally dropped my stuffed polar bear, Kumajiro.

Don't touch Kumajiro.

Oh look! A teddy bear! *picks it up... and is chomped on by the teddy bear* T.T I guess I'm really tasty, then?

Don't touch that pretty, green, conveniently and yet suspiciously placed lever!!

I was pretty upset at losing Frank, my toaster, and my dignity, so I decided to pull a pretty, green, conveniently and yet suspiciously place lever. The room exploded and I fell over, my headband being thrown off my head.

Don't touch my headband.

Walks in and finds a headband! Oh cool, I think and pick it up. A i trot away, wagging my tail, a carrot falls from my purse ^_^

Don't touch my carrot!!

I touch the carrot and fall over unconscious because of the faeries that started to attack me. They stole my watch, but dropped it.

Don't touch my watch.

Comes back for my carrot and sees a watch. Bending over to sniff it, I yelp and find myself in a cage of melting clocks! AHHH! My wrist cuff falls off in my panic. Oops.

Do NOT touch that cuff!!

I run back when I realized I lost my watch. I see the wrist cuff and pick it up curiously. I fall over unconscious...again. The ice cream I was eating falls.

Don't touch my ice cream.

Sits down in front of ice cream and contemplates for only a moment before taking a big lick ^_^

I find my glossy and pretty white coat is now dull brown and a tree has sprouted between my shoulders!!! As I frantically try to chew the wood from my back, I drop my purse!

Please don't touch my purse

I run around in panic after waking up, looking for my ice cream. In my haste, I fall and trip over a purse, dropping my phone.

Don't touch my phone.

I get lost and walk around aimlessly until I pass by a phone! Hoping to be able to get a hold of someone who could give me directions I grab the phone. However while I go over to get the phone I trip over the chord of a toaster which sends me sprawling over the ground and makes my bracelet fly off my wrist.

Don't touch my bracelet.

Walkz in and findz the bracelet ^^ as I touch it I'm swept off into uncharted lands. As I leave, I drop my keys.


Do NOT touch the keys!!!! o0

I spot a shiny set of keys and, thinking they will open the doorway to Narnia, I bend down to pick them up. Unfortunately, as soon as I touch them a cartoonish trap door opens up beneath my feet and I fall in. I am so surprised, my eyebrows shoot right off my face.

Don't touch my eyebrows.

I pick myself off the ground and begin to look for my missing bracelet. But instead of finding it I find someones eyebrows. Curious about the faceless eyebrows I pick them up. But of course with my luck, as soon as I touch them a rooster flaps down from a tree and starts pecking at my head. I run away while trying to get it off. As I run my shoes fall off.

Don't touch my shoes.

I come back and look for my keys but they are gone...

Oh look! A pair of shoes!! I giggle as I slip my front paws into the sneakers and start to walk. As I do however, I notice I am starting to disappear... Oh no! I try to kick off the shoes but only manage to loosen the scarf around my neck.
No my scarf!

Don't touch my scarf!

After dislodging the rooster from my head I wander back over to where I think I lost my shoes because I'd rather not walk around in my socks for too long. When I get there all I find is a scarf. Since it is pretty chilly now I put it on. However, after it's on the scarf starts to choke me. After I pass out the scarf loosens, unfortunately, now my kitty is all alone.

Don't touch my kitty.

But the kitty look so soft and I had to touch it I didn't think it would be like the Killer Bunny (Monty Python and the Holy Grail).

What ever you do, do not speak to, touch, or hurt Achmed the Dead Terrorist.