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Drop him on a treadmill running at 15km/h. Make sure he can't get off, and watch while he miraculously slims down!
I need to take my macaw to trims his wings, but he's being extremely nasty. What should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 2 Months ago
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Apply a pair of garden shears.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 2 Months ago
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Take a bazooka with you and blow up every car in your way.
I haven't slept more than 5h in the last week, and I'm barely conscious now, but I still don't want to go to bed. What should I do?
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Go to the Store, buy Extra strong coffee - brew it, a case of 5150 Semi Sweet, a pack of No Doz, Mix it all together, and then drink like half, you wont be sleepy at all at that point! in fact you probably wont remember what sleep is so there's no need to worry about it.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 2 Months ago
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Pour a bottle of sleeping pills down your throat! You'll be out like a light!
I've got an important appointment for dinner tomorrow, but I forgot I was supposed to be babysitting. What should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 2 Months ago
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Ship the kid off to the dinner and stay at home eating chips and writing fanfiction.
I finally got a few hours of sleep in, but now it's late and I can't fall asleep. What should I do?
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you should drink a 6 pack of energy drinks and eat a lot of sugary snacks :]
I ate so much food now that i'm tired but i'm wide awake at the same time. What do i do?
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To get rid of the tiredness, pour a bucket of ice and water on yourself. To get rid of the awakeness, apply a well-placed mallet to the skull. 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 2 Months ago
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Infect everyone with it and make sure everyone is in bed in time for the tests.
I've been trying to upload a video on youtube but it's been f*#$% with me for the past hour and a half and refusing to upload. I'm at my wit's end, what sould I do?
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The problem is probably your computer so what you should do is first pour a bucket of water over it and then kick it several times wearing work boots. Now wait 5 minutes then repeat until it lets you upload your video
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago
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Get tape, a wire hanger, bend the wire hanger itno the desired glass shape you want and then use the tape for the lenses. Viola, a new pair of glasses. Or you could remover your eyes but that would be a lot of blood to clean up. 
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Rip off the one that still works and closely inspect it (inside and out). Thouroughly memorise every tiny thing in there and what it does, then procede to check whats wrong with the other one. When you're done go to the store and buy new ones (identical to the ones you have)to harvest spare parts from.
I'm hungry but nauseous, what should I do?
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Take some ipecac syrup for the nausea and then hurry and eat everything you can.
My favorite cd has some scratches on it and skips what should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago
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Resign yourself to a life without music...
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learn to love the strange new rhythm and odd repetitions and invent a whole new genre of music.... Oh wait...dubstep has already been invented
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My toilet is clogged with too much TP...what do I do???
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Drop a bowling ball in it and hope gravity does it's thing.
I'm having the hiccups, what should I do?
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Drink a bottle of hot sauce and hope that it's hot enough to get rid of hiccup!
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Write whatever comes to mind no matter what it is then post it.
I'm stuck in a room with a kitten that keeps meowing to get outside the room, but there's a dog in the house. What ever should I do?
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Get some radioactive material and dump it on the kitten. Wait for the changes to take place and let 'er rip.
I have massive writers block, how do I set rid of it?
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Get someone to knock you unconsious with a frying pan. Maybe that will get your muse up!
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Sneak him in, in a hollow basketball. Then if someone finds out, kill them.
I don't want to go to class tomorrow.
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Then go to the beach or any body of water deep enough so you can piss of a life guard and go directly to jail without passing go and getting $200. Oh and while all that is happening there is a party going on at school but you will also fail life.
How do I speed up time?
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Take several NoDoz and then drink 12 red bulls and drink 2 full pots of expresso, it will help speed time up.
I headache that won't go away, what should I do?
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Smash your toe, and break your fingers you will forget you even had the headache.
I have can't find clean underwear what should I do?
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Sniff every pair you own until you find the one that smells the least.
I can't scratch my back, help?
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Find an angry cat and let them do it.
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