alice wrote:
granted but now u are broke and lazy so u end up alone:'(

i wish i had an awesome white cape

Granted but you sit on a freshly painted bench.......green paint to lol


I will I had something to put on these ant bites!!!!!!!They itch

granted but it is itch powder which dosent help ur cause

i wish i wasent so tired

Granted but now you can never fall asleep again!

I wish I had something good to eat

Granted. You now have a whole extremely large, luscious Black Forest cake loaded with juicy fresh cherries and and rich chocolate frosting and adorned with whirls of whipped cream and topped with shiny red Maraschino cherries as well and choc sprinkles too! Just as you sit down to eat it the doorbell rings and there are 29 of your closest friends come from near and far, to visit you all at once because they love you so much. Sooooo, you have to divide up the cake and there is just enough for everyone EXCEPT you to have a slice. Sadly, all you can do is lick the plate. Never mind, think of all the calories you saved!!



I wish I had a pet goldfish.

Granted, but it goes belly-up in two hours.

I wish I would score well for my oral.

Christine wrote:
Granted. You now have a whole extremely large, luscious Black Forest cake loaded with juicy fresh cherries and and rich chocolate frosting and adorned with whirls of whipped cream and topped with shiny red Maraschino cherries as well and choc sprinkles too! Just as you sit down to eat it the doorbell rings and there are 29 of your closest friends come from near and far, to visit you all at once because they love you so much. Sooooo, you have to divide up the cake and there is just enough for everyone EXCEPT you to have a slice. Sadly, all you can do is lick the plate. Never mind, think of all the calories you saved!!



I wish I had a pet goldfish.


OMG I think I gained 10 pounds just reading that!!!!

Calypso wrote:
Granted, but it goes belly-up in two hours.

I wish I would score well for my oral.

Granted but there was a computer error when entering the scores so you will now have to re-take it.

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, you're now in an artificially induced coma with no way of waking up. Sleep well

I wish everyone would just disappear.

Granted; however, they reappear moments later soaking wet, extremely angry, and have somehow acquired torches.

I wish I could speak and understand Japanese.

Granted, but the next day you go mute, deaf, and blind.


I wish I had a pet dragon!

Granted, but it breathes fire and accidentally roasts you.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted but now all your pockets have holes.

I wish for my favorite football team to win the championship this year.

Granted but its only because the other team became sick. Win but not from skills!


I wish I could have a money tree.

granted but it only grows one penny a day


i wish i could write at least one awesome sess/kag fic

Granted, but no one reads it

I wish I could remember all the information I need for my tests!

Granted by you never have a pencil.


I wish I could go on a cruise.

Granted but the ship sinks and you end up stuck in a life boat for a week before you are rescued.

I wish I had a caramel apple.

Granted, but it rots out all your teeth.

I wish I was a kid again.

Granted, but you still have the mind of a person your age, so you get PO-ed whenever someone talks to you like you're a kid. (which you are to them)

I wish I could hurry up and heal.

Granted, but someone pushes you down the stairs immediately after.

I wish I never have to use the facilities again.

Granted but you can no longer enjoy your favorite foods or drinks, if it so much as touches your tongue you end up using those very same facilities to dry heave.

I wish I had hair that was easier to manage.

Granted but it gets chopped off totally during a freak accident, and when it grows back it's even worse than before.

I wish my English composition would write itself, and get a good grade.

Granted but about a month later it's discovered that your paper was plagiarized and that good grade is turned into a -.

I wish I had a better matress.

Granted but the first time you sleep on it you discover that it is infested with bed bugs.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted but as soon as you get it, said ice cream falls on the floor.

I wish I had a bigger house.