Read fanfiction all day. Sesshy's brains will just leak onto ya.

I want my mother to stop nagging me. How will I acomplish that?

put marshmallows in her mouth until all she can do is breath through her nose, then tell her to say chubby bunny.

I'm a tad warm today! What should i do?

Lock yourself in the freezer and swallow the key.

I'm sleepy on the job. What do I do?

Get up, buy a cup of ultra strong black coffee and give it to your boss. Then procede to crash on the couch in his office.

I want to go to the Moon, how?

Strap 6 cola bottles upside-down onto a chair with a quick-release system that removes the caps. Drill mentos-sized holes in the bottoms, which are now facing up, ofcourse. Then drop a mentos into each of the bottles, sit on the chair, and, using the quick-release system, remove all the caps in one go. Orbit breaking flight guarantueed.


I have to clean the entire house before my parents come home tomorrow, how can I do this really fast?

Buy a brand new clean house and move into it, pronto.

There are two hours left for the Noblesse update, and I'm going nuts with impatience! How do I get rid of this addiction anxiety!?

Get a flamethrower and torch everything out of place, hell torch the whole house, success guaranteed.

I have a date tonight, what to do so he'd notice me?

Whoops, the first one was for Mitsje

for Naqaashi:
Eat lots of sugar and drink lots of coke and coffee, then procede to read all the previous chapters. Finish 5 min before the update, stare at the screen and click refresh every 2.3 sec. Drum your fingers on the table for good measure.

I have a date tonight, what to do so he'd notice me?

Dress like a duck. Or like a clown. Remember the nose!

I need to sleep but it's eluding me. What should I do?

Bang your head against the wall until sleep ensues. Success.

My friend is leaving for 2 weeks to visit family and I'll be bored out of my mind. I need to make time go faster, what do I do?

Stalk your friend.

I need to do laundry...but I don't wanna. What to do?

Don't!! Wear dirty clothes for the rest of the year!

How do I find the difference between an Animagus and a Werewolf?

Get one of each and study them each in depth for a year. Note the differences in a notepad, and hope neither one eats you. =)

I wanna learn how to cook like the guys at Hibachi (They cook it in front of you) but I don't own a grill like that, what should I do?

Buy one of the cool hats they wear and pretend your new there!

I spilled coffee on my white blouse at work (on the chest of course) what should I do?

Pour coffee on the rest of the shirt. It's now the new coffee-color everyone's been talking about.

My office is extra cold today because the AC is stuck on 65. What should I do?

Get on your desk and do a table dance I hear it works up quite the sweat!

Someone took my cake from the office fridge (true story) what should I do?

Lay a cake trail from the fridge to your office -- Eventually the thieving cake-mouse will follow it and reveal the true culprit.


I have a two and a half year old in my music class who won't learn the dance. The show is Thursday. What should I do?

Kick him off the show. And hopefuly you can expel him from the class.

I need a port to charge my laptop but all the sockets are in use. What should I do?

Hire an electrician to make an entirely new socket next to the ones already in use. Or better yet, make one yourself!

For my internship, I have to move to the other side of the country (which, in Holland, isn't all that far). How can I find a room quickly?

Release a vicious, deadly virus in the area, get yourself vaccinated against it and wait. There will be a surplus of rooms available witin days. Move in and enjoy, you might even get the job because of short-handedness and lack of employees.

I wanna take a cruise with my friends 10meter yacht, but his parents have reserved it for the next while. How?

I'm thinking Ski Masks, Stealth Moves and Crowbars... They can't use it if you 'got' to it first.

How do I keep people from talking DURING a movie????? (biggest pet peeve)

Buy an universal remote control and bring it with you to the movies. When someone starts talkin just point it in their direction and press Mute. Direct your attention to the screen and enjoy your movie in silence.

My dog wants to go outside and play/pee, but I dun wanna leave my dear air-conditioned lil room. What do I do?

Attach a nice long piece of string to his collar and working quickly, open your window and pop him out. Slam the window shut and when you think enough time has passed, "reel" him in. I think a brief moment of window opening should lose too much heat!


I can't decide what to buy for my sister's birthday. She only likes blue things and I only have $5 to spare. What should I do?

Buy her blue paperclips, but use some of them to make a fake balloon. She should be happy with that!

My dog keeps taking my bed. What should I do?

Buy a brand new California king bed and put your dog in it.

My head hurts, how will I make it stop?