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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 52
Hitch a ride there with a serial rapist that was just released from prison.

I need some cash in a hurry. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 3
I'd go rob a bank!!!!

If somebody at work is picking a fight with me what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 7
You should punch him/her in the face.

I need to start studying, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 11
Go watch TV! everything you need to know is broadcasted ^_~

What should I do when I'm cold?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 3
Take an ice cold bath.

I have to go to bed because I'm tired what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 6
Set an alarm to go off every three seconds (make sure it's super annoying) to keep you up. Make sure you won't be able to turn it off in a fit of rage!

My new-found addiction to grass jelly drinks is beginning to disturb my friends. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 7
Kiss your old friends goodbye and get new ones.

I need some strawberry syrup. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 10
Go steal some from the store.

I am sad. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 6
Watch the best horror movies you know. It'll scare the sadness and leave you glancing behind your back every few minutes!

My pencils keep breaking and my lead keeps jamming inside of my mechanical pencils. Not only that, but all of my pens are out of ink. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 10
Break them all!!

I'm sooo bored, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 7
Set fire to a building.

I need someone to fix my air-conditioner. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 32
Sit in the fridge.

I need to break my habit of going to bed late. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 0
Stay up all night. Sleep is overrated anyway.

There's this guy I like and I want to date him. How do I get him to notice me?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 32
Date his best friend.

I need to eat more healthy stuff. Any ideas for a diet plan?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 6
Drink the disgusting protein drinks and make sure to take lots of pills... Of any kind! Hey, if they were made for helping a certain type of sickness, they're supposed to be good for you, right?

My family lost our universal adapter... and we don't want to buy a new one. What should we do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 7
Attempt to stuff the plugs into the socket anyway. Oh and ignore the sparks.

I need to practice my piano but don't want to. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 6
Play video games instead. They both exercise fingers, so it'd be like practicing piano without the music sheets! ...or the sound. Or the scores. Or the posture. Or the---

I want some ice cream, but the ice cream truck already left our neighborhood. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 10
Run through the street after the ice cream truck.

I am hot, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 52
Put on a wool sweater and sit inside a 130 degree sauna for 12 hours.

I'm surrounded by a dozen SWAT team members with automatic assault rifles. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 6
Ask if any of them want waffles. Then proceed to freak out when you realize that you ate all of said waffles-- three minutes ago.

My feet are freezing while my forehead is burning. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 3
Quick! Sign up for this great course, "How to be a Contortionist in 6 Easy Lessons!!" Then, you can warm your feet on your own forehead. Problem solved.

I want to buy a kitten, how do I choose which kind?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 10
Look for the meanest looking one, and buy it.

I am in a house full of crazy people! What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 32
Buy a whole bunch of straitjackets, pronto!

I want to buy half a melon instead of a full melon. What do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 7
Cut a melon in half at the store and pay for half.

I need to lay off the ice-cream, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 22
Stick it in the freezer and then unlug it. No one likes melted Ice Cream anyways.

I need the rest of the day to pass by quickly.. what do I do?
 
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