Granted! He stopped because he already escaped! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I wish I could please all of my readers.

Granted! but you pleased them all so much there is now a permanent mob of fans surrounding your house wanting autographs making it difficult to go anywhere at all.

I wish I had a plate of deep fried shrimp whenever I wanted.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it!

I wish I had a new house tax-free!

Granted, but the house mysteriously burns down with all your belongings inside.

I wish I wouldn't get so much homework.

Your wish is granted, but you failed all your courses and have to retake them.

I wish to be able to pay all my debt.

Granted, but now your broke.

I wish my laptop would stop messing up.

Granted! Your laptop is fixed but you lose all you files.

I wish for my mother to win the lottery. (She keeps asking for that as a birthday present every year -_-)

Granted! But tax collectors came and took it all.

I wish I was better at drawing. (I suck)

You gain the ability to draw amazing and perfect works of art...but as you complete your first masterpiece with a dramatic flourish, it falls and crushes you...ruining you AND the art

I wish I had the powers of God for one hour, duty free .

Granted but you don't know how to control them so you end up smiting yourself...... I wish I didn't have to pay for college.

Granted, but the college you go to suddenly closes down.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, Your new cat doesn't like you and scratches and bites you every changes it gets. And gives you murderous looks.

I wish my room was clean?

Granted! But then your house burns down.

I wish I was better at swimming. lol

Granted but you go to the beach to use yor new skills and get eaten my gaint rabid starfishes.......................................................................I wish I had a job but didn't have to do any work and still got paid.

granted! But your boss sees how lazy you are and fires you.

I wish I had a motorcycle! ha-ha!

Granted, but within a week you run the new motorcycle off the road and break most of the bones in your body.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted. But a plane crashes into you and you die.

I wish I could magically get an A+ for Science.

Granted, but the teacher realizes you don't deserve it, and fails you.

I wish I could travel around the world all expenses paid.

Granted!
*Lady Midnight is kidnapped and dragged around the world while they are on the run---all expenses paid of course*

I wish that I could understand Japanese.

Wow, that was a good one Number Q

Granted! You understand it, but can't speak it.

I wish I was trilingual.

Granted, but the three languages you know are turtle, rabbit, and sheep. When you try to speak to humans, they put you in a padded cell and a straight jacket.

I wish that I could finish a story.

Granted, but's it's horrible so nobody reads or reviews it.

I wish I owned Inuyasha

Granted, but you suddenly lose all of your money and have to sell Inuyasha.

I wish I had a Kirara plushie.

Granted, but it's used and has several unidentifiable stains.

I wish that my backpack was lighter. IN WEIGHT!

Granted, but now it's so light it floats away making you lose all your homework.

I wish I had a stuffed Sesshomaru in demon form!