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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 13 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 17
Down Yonder!!!
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 13 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 3
sugar0o wrote:
" I like to move it move it, you like to move it move, we like MOVE IT!" =x

I laughed so hard when I read this! I picture Sesshoumaru going "Wait there's got to be another one...we...we...us...oh us! Can you do us like to..." and scratching his chin in puzzlement. Hehehe!

And now for mine:

"The heart may be weak. And sometimes, it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out!"

Sorry, played Kingdom Hearts too much lately!
 
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Sesshoumaru grasped Kagome's delicate hand in his much larger one and gazed deeply in her eyes.

"Miko, I have learned much over my many travels, seeking that what I most desire. I have come to find out the truth. It is not about the ultimate power. Nor is it about the ultimate weapon. It is not even about ruling unopposed. It is just this.... It is all about the Pentiums, baby."

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Popping another piece of popcorn into his mouth, Sesshoumaru turned to Kagome and asked the question that had been niggling at his mind for the entire episode of Jerry Springer.
"What exactly is a she-male stripper?"
 
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-Sesshoumaru glances casually around forest before looking at Kagome-

"Miko, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
 
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AU/Modern Young Sesshomaru to Father, "Chichiue, when I grow up can I be Sailor Moon?"
 
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"You know what Inuyasha? You would be a better lord of the west than I am"

"Rin would you braid flowers into this sesshomaru's hair?"

"jaken you're my best friend!"
 
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"It's Friday, Friday! Getting Down on Friday! Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun"

(i hate MYSELF for typing that lol)

"beggin-beggin-beggin-beggin-beggin-beggin-beggin.. IT'S BACON!!!!" (beggin' strips dog treat commercial)


If these were already done before... sorry, and I think you are hilarious!
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 13 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 6
"Miko, where is this Sesshoumaru's tutu, he requires it for his lead part in Swan Lake tonight."



the mental image of him in one makes me want to irish step dance instead, infact, if he were to dance for his entertainment, then he'd probrably choose irish step dance. It's one of the more manlier dance types XD
 
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oh, gosh darn it! I spilled my cream soda float on my nice clean shirt! This stain is never going to come out!
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 13 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 0
"I believe I just farted."
 
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*Kagome opens a bag* Kagome: Who wants a bacon bit?

Sesshomaru: Me! Me! Me! I want a bacon bit!

*Grabs bag from Kagome*
Sesshomaru: Inu you want some?

Inuyasha: God no!

Sesshomaru: Fine! More for me! *Sticks tongue out at Inuyasha and walks away holding bag*


Har-har that was my attempt!
 
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The only thing that came to mind was:

Sesshomaru saying in monotone "I like big butts and I can not lie."
 
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"Can someone Please give me a manicure? My nails look horrible! It must be from the fighting!"

If Sessh said that I would die laughing.
 
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"Give me the pink one, it matches the hue of my stripes"


Sesshoumaru doesn't do pink. No matter the pictures of pink fluffy parasites I have seen on him. Not to mention, I would swear off this fandom, because it makes him look like he'd be more interested in his little brother instead of Kagome.
 
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"Kagome? Does this hakama make my butt look big?"

If Sesshomaru said this I think I would die laughing.
 
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I'm so Zen man.....
 
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"Don't worry dude. Just chill..."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 13 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 17
You no push the button, I push the button. Elevator go up.....elevator go Dooown.
 
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Sesshomaru looks at Inuyasha, "Inu, will you dress up as a she-male with me? Prwetty please?" *Bats eyelashes*
 
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You know Inuyasha, we should be BFF's! It woud be fantabulous!
 
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"Choo Choo, here comes the Sesshymotive!"
 
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After finding out that his benefactress Kagura was cheating on him with Jakotsu of all people, boytoy Sesshoumaru is seen strutting into a high end mall singing, "You broke my heart and I go shopping, shopping."


*This is from one of my favorite songs by Alcazar called I Go Shopping.
 
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lol, was lookin at this forum after watchin family guy.

Shesshoumaru looks at Inuyasha, "Have you not heard?"
"Heard what?"
"Inu don't!" Kagome screams.
Sesshoumaru starts dancing. "A well a bird bird bird, bird bird's the word!"
 
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Wackadoo
 
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