Gorge yourself with even more pizza until you puke. That way all the pizza and guilt will be gone and you get to eat even more!


My neighbor askes me everyday on the way home from school if I want any of the popsicles in his basement. I really like popsicles, but mommy says to stay away from that man. What should I do?

If you want popsicles, who is your mom to tell you no? She's either paranoid or apart of the corrupted system the 'man' created to hold us down! I say you accept his offer. Bring some rope and duct tape as a way to thank him for his generosity too. Heck, he may even give you some gummy bears for that!!


I feel like punching a hole through the screen of my tv because I hate the show that's on. Whatever shall I do?!!

Get to punching and teach that show a lesson!

My co-worker is so lazy what can I do to make them stop?

I say you go and slip a bit of speed in his morning coffee. And if at anytime he happens to fall to the ground, shaking uncontrollable and frothing at the mouth, don't worry. that's all perfectly normal.

I got my popsicles, but now my neighbor wants me to but this weird ball thing in my mouth called a gag and come up to his bedroom to play some games. Should I do it?

You should go, but before, buy a leather suit, and a whip, and prepare a safety word. It'll make it even more interesting, and of course don't forget the Popsicles!

I don't have time to study for my test, what should I do?

Why cheat on sucker that's what!


The kids outside are being noisy what should I do?

You know what? Kids are noisy on purpose and soon they'll torch your house just to bother you. Well, I say you become Hoshi Phoenix, the living nightmare, and hunt these kids down in their dreams. Gutting them will probably be sufficient. After that, people will be saying, "Freddy Krueger, who?"

I keep coughing. What in the world am I to do?

That's simple. Light up another Cancer stick and PUFF AWAY!!!!

I amm very sleepy. What should I do??

Set dynamite to go off every five minutes, so you don't fall asleep.

I'm very evil, what should I do?

Come sit by me, I could use some new ideas!


I was driving down the street and nearly hit my neighbor. Now she's mad at me, what should I do?

You should back up about 20 feet and run her over so she can't do anything about it. No repercussions from the road kill!

I'm VERY thirsty, parched, really. What should I do?

Pour water all over. It'll sink in somehow!

I don't know what to ask about! What should I do?

You must find a way to relax so that your creative brain functions will be able to concoct a question. I find marshmallow roasting to be fun and relaxing...so just get out the sticks, the graham crackers, chocolate and marshmallows and then set fire to your neighbor's garage. In no time at all you should feel happy and relaxed and creative!

Yum Yum Marshmallows!

Now Im hungry what should I do?

Sit in front of the frige and wait for a meal to make its self and hop into your mouth..

I'm sleepy what should I do?

pin your eye lids together with large rusty staples

I'm costipated what do I do?

Go on a killing spree. Then you won't be bored.

I'm stuck in a well and I can't get out. What should I do?

kill yourself. you wont be cinstipated anyomore if ur not alive

my friends having a party. whatdo i get her?

Don't get her anything! Make sure to arrive first before anyone else, and when the guests begin to arrive, steal their presents instead! Later, give her all of the stolen gifts to show how much you care.

I'm feelings sort of lazy, what should I do?

Go to the grocery store, find a disabled wheelchair cart, steal it, cart yourself around!

I'm in a bad mood, what should I do?

Anna wrote:
I'm in a bad mood, what should I do?Go to the DMV to get your driver license renewed! i assure you you will not be in a bad mood by the time you get out!

I have a cough that wont go away what should i do?

I have a cough that wont go away what should i do?

wrap a chain of garlic around your neck and go to cold shower, or even better.. stay outside till you can't feel your toes. And if it still won't work, at least you'll have a nice aroma rest of the day ^^

I want to loose weight, what should I do?

summerbirdy wrote:
I want to loose weight, what should I do?Go to the store and buy a cart full of chocolate, eat it until there's nothing left, while watching exercise info-mercials.

My bed creeks because it's old, What should i do?

Find a Sesshoumaru lookalike. Take him home. Bring him to the bed. Ahem*graphic*. Break the bed. Now it won't creek.

I'm bored at work what should I do?

Anna wrote:
I'm bored at work what should I do? LMAO =x Go ask your boss if s/he remembered to fax you the Cover letter to the TPX report, if they did then go get it, and memorize it.

My orange juice tastes bad b/c i'm eating chocolate with it, what should i do?