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It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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Shadow and I were just talking about this in chat and I thought it might be some fun for everyone....
What the game consists of is you post up the wildest conspiracy theory you can think up. It has to be made up (yes, I know there are are real wacky ones out there that are real but we won't go there). Be as brief or detailed as you want but keep it fun! Since we're all creative people, this should prove to be a riot!
Mine: The rabid blankets are trying to take over the world one bed at a time by brainwashing us while we sleep.
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Fun fact: All writers are crazy, to some degree. There is a reason for it -- actually making it through a novel almost requires it. If you love to read, then you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re continually benefitting from other people\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s craziness.-From Cracked
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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I am so stoked you made this! I <3 you Dani! XD
Mine- Zombie Towels, drying out people's brains one shower/bath at a time, are working with Soul Devouring Chocolate, making people to fat and lazy to care what's fact or fiction, are taking over the world!
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Last Edit: 2010/11/11 01:20 By creature of shadow.
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Made by the wonderful r0o
made by the fabulous Fox
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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OOH I likeys!! LOL, here's mine!!
Dust bunnies are broadcasting radio signals telling us to stop cleaning and making us lazy so they can build up their armies and take over the world!!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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Inkasha Taisho wrote:
OOH I likeys!! LOL, here's mine!!
Dust bunnies are broadcasting radio signals telling us to stop cleaning and making us lazy so they can build up their armies and take over the world!!
OMG! LMFAOROFL!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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LOL good ones, both of you!
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Fun fact: All writers are crazy, to some degree. There is a reason for it -- actually making it through a novel almost requires it. If you love to read, then you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re continually benefitting from other people\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s craziness.-From Cracked
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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LOL this is great Dany! <3
Mine: Cats are secretly in league with mice and rats to over turn our households. One infestion at a time, and we are nothing the wiser...
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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Okay here's mine. It's a bit long, though.
"There are strong rumors going around that gnomes in the sexy undergarment district are set to go on strike Friday morning. An unknown gnome was overheard saying that lingerie was the most neglected and abused piece of clothing ever created. Something about being forgotten in drawers, only taken out for rare occasions and suffering from tears, rips and/or total destruction. It is said that the gnomes are furious. This all apparently came about after someone accidentally flipped to a channel showing "Go-go Girls in Guatemala." In case you don't know that's a real teddy tearer upper. It is suggested that you find you way to a fancy panty store and stock up as prices may shoot up if they really do strike. If not, you may have to go about it the natural way and what fun is that?"
- taken from a Wednesday night broadcast of Crazy Dave's 'They're Out To Get Us!' Happy Hour Show.
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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>:] Here's Dreams ^.^
Dreams: Squirrels are gathering together and plotting our deaths. Their plan. To twitch their little tails and stupify us with their cuteness before using a mind control nut and eventually taking over the world, one nut at a time.
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You may have cast me out,but i will always be in the shadow of your mind, haunting, screaming... Quote by Dream ^.^
Rage and hatred, Death and pain
Blood falling down like unpure rain
Blinding rage killing all but some
Hatred like sickness, infects who I’ve become
Death surrounds me, the urge to kill
Unending pain makes my world less real
Ive lost all that I believe
Those I trust, only try to deceive
Living in darkness, light is my fear
No one understands, no one knows I am here
Rage and hatred, Death and pain
Hard to believe they still think me sane.
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 14 Years ago
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The pillows knock us unconscious at evening and sell us as slaves!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 11 Months ago
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The dust bunnies under my bed are planning on taking over the world with their army of ferbies.
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 11 Months ago
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barney is calling his army of brainwashed children to destroy the world with ninja weapons.
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master aracnaphobist. smackin itsy and her spider minions with my rolled up newspaper of doom!
when life gives me lemons, i use them to write fanfics!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 10 Months ago
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Q-tips are a parents why of reading their kids minds.
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I claim Sangos Demon Cat Kirara!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 10 Months ago
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The sock gnomes that live in our dryers are stealing our socks so we have to buy more - from their gnome run sock factories.
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 10 Months ago
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The Founding Fathers created the US Constitution to be a time bomb that will go off in the year 2012 and destroy the world.
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. For when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 10 Months ago
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This thread is just a conspiracy to generate hundred of conspiracy ideas and then put them into action.
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“It is impolite to stare, miko,” he said, his smile gone, bringing Kagome back down to earth.
Oh, hello earth, how are you? She addressed the planet in a daze. Just got back from whatever parallel universe I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'d fallen into, did you know Sesshoumaru smiles there? Weird.
~Of Gods and Demons
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 10 Months ago
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LZ boy recliners (I DO NOT OWN) are being made backward now after thousands of complaints from women everywhere. The purpose is to make men's knees grow backward so they can still use the recliners.
Women and LZ Boy manufactures everywhere hope that the new backward knees will enable the hubby/boyfriend to kick his own a$$ when he screws up!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 9 Months ago
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Cell phones DO have AI (artificial intelligence). They have the ability to hypnotize their users into using their special features, thus will soon take over the world.
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Everyone has their addictions. Mine are fanfiction, Sesshomaru and KARMA!!!!!!!!!!
Bakusaiga is mine via the Claiming Game thread.
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 9 Months ago
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BEWARE! IF you sleep with your dogs for when you are asleep they infiltrate your mind looking for top secret info to sell on the black market for doggie treats! Devil DOGS! DON'T FALL FOR THE PUPPY DOG EYES! THAT HOW THEY GET YOU!!!!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 9 Months ago
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The rivalry between cats and dogs is a ruse developed by rodents EVERYWHERE so that while we're destracted with that, they can become the dominant species of the WORLD! Why do you think that there's so many of them!?
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Its okay to be insane, I mean lookit Dokuga, its FULL of nuts
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 9 Months ago
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Ice cream....ITS ADDICTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 9 Months ago
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When a restaurant gets your order wrong (ex: burger with pickles instead of without) and you send it back, the people will just take off what you don't want or add what you do. If it is a sauce, they wash it off and recook it to dry.
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 8 Months ago
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Universities all secretly have a device that sucks energy from the students ala the negaverse from sailor moon and they various deans of the universities will come together and use the amassed energy to replace the power plants of the world, cornering the world energy market and it will eventually lead to a the world being overtaken by a grand council of university heads
how else could learning at a university/college be so utterly exhausting if not because of a deeper, more insidious plot?
squirrels are pairing off more carefully in order to breed super squirrels, squirrels which are smarter and larger than any of the past and these super squirrels will someday attempt to thwart the grand council of university leaders by taking over the world themselves
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Re:It's A Conspiracy! 13 Years, 8 Months ago
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Heres mine Smart Phones only act up so you HALF to buy the newest upgrade thus making us broke and them taking over the world
kinda smart of them huh?
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The Fluff is my muse the fluffs name is Sesshoumaru
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