Granted, but you get a following of crazy rabid fans, which causes you to have to go into hiding.

I wish I could pay attention in theology class.

Granted. But you can't understand a word of what the professor is saying.


I wish I could speak, write, and read Korean fluently.

Granted, but now you can't understand, read or write any other language.

I wish I wouldn't have to babysit my little sister during all of my free time.

Granted, but now you have spend months finding another sitter.

I wish I was a lovely Inu Youkai Hime.
(Knows she's in trouble now.)

Shelsea wrote:
Granted, but now you have spend months finding another sitter.

I wish I was a lovely Inu Youkai Hime.
(Knows she's in trouble now.)



Granted: but only Ugly demons find you attractive

MY Wish : i could save up enough money to by the inuyasha Franchise

Granted, but you no longer have money for any necessities and end up going into a huge debt for some reason or another... and then because of it end up selling away the Franchise you had just gotten.

I wish I could have better physical skills and not have my intelligence level decreased.

granted, but your tv broke and you can't watch the shows.
I wish: My hair was prettier than Sesshomaru's!

Granted, but had to take steroids and are now all flabby and unattractive.

I wish I could be as beautiful and charming as Sesshomaru's mother.

Granted, but that stick permanently up you ass really hurts.

Ich wish my lab superviser wouldn't make my life hell.

Granted, but now a guy with BO sits beside you and likes to copy your test answers.

I Wish I had a new pair of boots.

You now have you crazed fangirls, but the "Team Bobby" t-shirts are made in a pest-ridden village somewhere in Bangladesh where no one knows english and the slogan is turned into "Team bobby-car".

I wish snow and sun in winter wouldn't concide with wickedly cold temperatures.

You get your new pair of boots, only to find that they are just an illusion, created by me because I LOVE BOOTS AND STOLE YOURS!

hahahahah!


I wish that I had a black credit card, that HAS NO LIMITTTT! (and I don't have to foot the bill keke.)

Hm...unfortunately, you find that the bank your card is from offered the same no-limit deal to everyone else on Dokuga and just didn't have the funds to cover all the crazy purchases we would make. The bank is forced to declare bankruptcy already and you find your card is void. Sorry, no lovely shopping spree for you. (lame excuse, I know)

My wish (I'd love to see what people come up with): Spend eternity with Byakuya of illusions? No changing him, his personality(feh, what personality? XD) or appearance...I want to see what would really happen to me. I am under no impressions that anything romantic would happen; I just happen to like him most out of all the IY characters.

Granted, but as he stays young, you slowly age and kill yourself at 5 hundread years old

I wish my life could be a harem that takes place i fapen with the girls i like

oh, just to add to my last wish, i would also be rich

Granted...you now have your harem and you are wealthy!
But the women in your harm have been cursed to forever be crones and in a twist of fate you lose all of your money because of bad investments.


I wish for a personal Edward Cullen lol. <--Had to throw that in there-->

Granted, But he would chet on you constently, and would never get a job

i wish i could have a twin

Granted but your twin turns out to be an evil zombie and sucks out your brain.

I wish I had kouga all to meself for one night

Granted, but you get pregnant and he denys the baby and fefuses to pay child support

i wish i had fan girls

Granted but now its just hot and you get really bad sunburn.




I wish I had my old room back!!!!

Granted, but there are a buncth of rapests hiding in there somewhere

i wish to be the best chef in the world

Ah, Five hundred years with Byakuya...can't complain; I imagine it would be interesting anyway. Thanks for that, totally fun.

So...you wanna be top chef, huh? Granted! Only catch is...the only ingredients left on Earth : foul, expired, and downright inedible. Sorry.

Next wish: I wish for my dream car...an old rundown pickup that may or may not get me from point A to point B.

Granted but when the guy sells you the car, the tiers weren't included so its just sitting there.


I wish I had my own apartment

Granted but you end up having to have a roommate who is the most annoying person ever and who stalks you around the apartment.

I wish for a real live puppy sized dragon

Okay, but he ends up giving you third degree burns on your hands and feet (don't ask why ^_^).

I wish...for the missing wheels to my car (they're going to be punctured, aren't they?)