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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 26
*drools* Mmmmm... doughnuts.
 
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Pfft! I was gonna stop procrastinating, but I never got around to it.
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 10
"Miko, this Sesshoumaru does not appreciate his balls being blue. They must be sliver, furry, and fluffy."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 9
Do you like the scarf? I crocheted it myself.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 6
"Aaahh! OMG! OMG! OMG! Its a spider! I hate spiders! Someone kill it!" While he jumps up and down screaming in a shrill voice and quaking in fear, near tears, then he sprints off due to said fear somewhere with no clue as to where he is going just trying to get away from the general vicinity of the spider.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 26
"This Sesshoumaru is having a bad hair day."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 9
"Who let the dogs out! *woof woof woof woof woof!* Who let the dogs out!...."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 0
"I would like the spiral perm."

For some reason, I can just picture him with sausage curls...
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 19
"...You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine..." HAHAHAHA I am so evil lol
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 16
emmaren wrote:
"Miko, this Sesshoumaru does not appreciate his balls being blue. They must be sliver, furry, and fluffy."

Emmaren, that is naughty, overly descriptive, disgustingly perverted, and made me spray my drink in my hand it's so flippin' HILARIOUS.

You, my friend, have a fertile imagination!
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 10
"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."

Can anyone guess the movie this line is from?
 
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Spaceballs. I love John Candy.

"I will have the quiche, with a slice of melon."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 26
This Sesshoumaru's beard, it grows and grows

It grows and grows down to his toes.

He wraps it there around his bare,

and down the road he goes.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 9
"Do these hakama make my butt look big?" -to Jaken
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 10
"You are the weakest link ......gooodbye."

I can however see him saying...

"You are the weakest link.......now die."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 16
He may or MAY NOT say this, I can't be sure, so I figured I'd post this just to be safe.

click on that:

peanut butter jelly time
 
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Of course he'd say it, dogs LOVE peanut butter!

I'll let you off with a warning this time...
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 9
Jaken: Se-Sesshomaru-sama, you-you cut your hair..."
Sesshomaru: ::flips fingers through mullet:: Yes, it's business in the front and party in the back."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 26
Indigo_miko wrote:
Jaken: Se-Sesshomaru-sama, you-you cut your hair..."
Sesshomaru: ::flips fingers through mullet:: Yes, it's business in the front and party in the back."



OMG! Sesshoumaru with a mullet?! That is way too funny! You get a Karma increase for that one! LOL!

"Git er done!"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 0
oh dear god a mullet? too funny.
 
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I have 20 showing? This Sesshoumaru feels lucky, hit me.
 
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"I hate violence. What ever happened to passive resistance? I mean, can't we talk this over like rational adults?"- speaking to Inuyasha
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 16
"Would you like to smell what this Rock-sama is cooking, before I wipe the floor with your CANDY ASS??????"

OH, wait a minute! He already DID say something like it! Here:

A crazy parody my spousal unit, who is not a Sesshy fangirl, wrote
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 9
Mamasama, I want to take time out to thank you for posting the link to that story. I may not have run across it otherwise and I am so glad I did. I busted a gut and felt warm and fuzzy afterwards. *chortles remembering the deleted scene*

Now...

Sesshomaru: "And for my next trick I will pull a hanyou out of my hat."
 
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Perfection. P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N. Perfection.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 16 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 16
Indigo_miko wrote:
Mamasama, I want to take time out to thank you for posting the link to that story. I may not have run across it otherwise and I am so glad I did. I busted a gut and felt warm and fuzzy afterwards. *chortles remembering the deleted scene*

Now...

Sesshomaru: "And for my next trick I will pull a hanyou out of my hat."



I'm so glad you liked it! I am still amazed that he even wrote the story....not even being an Inuyasha fan. He wrote it when I had first started my current story and we'd sit in the living room with our laptops, and out of his twisted head popped this little gem of hilarity.

And from that story I borrow now to further illustrate something Sesshy would never say:

"I need you to accompany me to a game of cards against my enemy, which I will win. Do not worry, I will kill him later. After that we shall retire to a private chamber and make love, quite vigorously."
 
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