Granted!
But on your interview for that "perfect part time job", you find out that your seemingly normal boss is acutally a murder/stalker/rapist and he is now after you! Have fun getting rid of him ^3^

I wish I could draw ^___^

Granted! >:3
Now your skin is a lovely color and you will never burn again. But if you step one foot into the shade...you shall magically turn into a mouse, and immediatly be surrounded by VERY hungry cats. ^_^

I wish i didn't have to go to my four-year old niece's birthday party. -_-''
XD

Granted! But now you can never go to any birthday party..including your own! So sad..

Anywho!
I wish that I was famous for saving someone.

ggggrrraaannttteedddd~ ^_^
But.. Now you live a life in the news, every single thing you do is posted for the whole world to read or hear. Your private life slowly drips into the media, and you become a corrupt sellout, people only remembering you for the things you did wrong, and not because you saved someone :/

I wish I owned a CD player!

>:3 Granted.. but... Now you magically fall into debt, and everyone refuses to give you work, or money. In the end, the government rounds you up and throws you into prison, where you meet a big scary guy named Mollie. He knows it's love at first sight. XD

I wish i could play golf!

Granted!
*hands you a ball and a club*
get to crackin. I got this place rented till 6


I wish that I had true friends

Granted~ ^.^
*sits next to Natalie* I'm here, anything else you want to wish for? XD
That was horrible. x3

Okay, you get all the true friends, but soon the "trueness" about them become annoying and irritating. They follow you like lost puppies and never leave you alone. O>O

I wish for world peace!

Granted. Now everyone is the same. Nothing is different. Everyone agrees on everything. There is no more anger or anything. In fact, there is no word or knowledge of such a thing. It's to the point that there is no real thought either. Just like half of the population on 'Serenity', everyone just lays down and goes to sleep. They never wake up again, for there is no reason to. No worries. No sadness. No fear of never waking up. They just don't.


I wish that this severe bladder infection would go away.

O>O That'skind of scary, to the world peace answer...
anyways~ GRANTED!
But now you have kidney stone ^_^
XD

I wish there was a Labyrinth 2!
David Bowie... ;3

Ummm. Granted? There already sort of is. Jim Henson's Return to Labyrinth. It's a manga series. Now, how to corrupt it??? .... It isn't David Bowie playing the lead?

I wish Mom wasn't bringing some random guy home right now. >.<

Ehh, i wouldn't count that as a sequel... It's based around Toby... Not that I don't like Toby, but I want to see some more Sarah x Jareth action! But I doubt that would happen

Anyways.... hmmm, Granted~
But instead of some random guy, it's actually Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, and Slash. They want to have tea. XD

Hmmm.. I wish I had some Pocky. ~:3

Wish Granted! However (and I actually CRINGE at saying this) instead of being coated with normal delicious chocolate, there was a mistake at the factory and the pocky chocolate now tastes like an intense mixture of smelly socks, skunk juice, unwashed armpits, old shoes, and vomit. And you have to eat every. last. piece!

I wish my apartment wasn't so hot all the time.

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Wish Granted! However (and I actually CRINGE at saying this) instead of being coated with normal delicious chocolate, there was a mistake at the factory and the pocky chocolate now tastes like an intense mixture of smelly socks, skunk juice, unwashed armpits, old shoes, and vomit. And you have to eat every. last. piece!

I wish my apartment wasn't so hot all the time.

Granted, in fact your apartment will never be hot again because it has turned into a giant freezer. Now it is always 32 degrees or below.

I wish I had a date with Gerard Butler.

I wish I had a date with Gerard Butler.

Wish granted but on the date Gerard falls down the stairs and you both spend the rest of the night in a hospital.

My wish is that i had drawing talent

Granted! Rather unfortunate you were only able to make use of it once to go into the future. Now your body is being harvested for energy to power the machines that have taken over humanity.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted! But it happens to be a Toyota that got recalled... Well you can get a second new one...

I wish I can sing prettily.

I wish I can sing prettily. Granted but has you prepare to record your first album there is a blackout and your record contract gets permanently put on hold.

I wish i had ears like Inuyasha's i think they are cuteeeee

Granted! (Ohh they are CUTE ) But when someone says 'Sit' you come crashing to the ground...

I wish I didn't have to go to work or college tomorrow...

Granted! However when you get home tonight you have two messages on your voicemail. The first is from your employer informing you that you have been fired. The second is from your school's Dean letting you know that due to evidence of cheating you have been kicked out of school. Tough luck.

I wish I had been born early enough to live through the 1970s as a teenager.

I wish I had been born early enough to live through the 1970s as a teenager. Granted but something went wrong with the wish and you ended living your teenage years in 1870s instead of the 1970s.

I wish that I could be a judge on Australian Idol.

Granted! That is when you realize you could've gotten a contract for a million dollars to host Masterchef, and then two days later Idol drops you.

I wish I knew how to drive a car.

I wish I knew how to drive a car. Wish granted but when you first get in the car and drive out of your yard you hit the telegraph pole blacking out your city.

I wish i had house cleaning fairies