I heard that The Pie Master Goddess extrodinair, has set up chipmunk piemaking sweatshops, forcing her subjects to make pies day in and day out, as part of her cultish religion. She then throws these pies at poor, unsuspecting Dokugains.

Oh god i so would!

I heard that Lady O tried to usurp my position as Pie Goddess extraordinaire only to find that chipmunks are smarter than they look.

After failing to usurp the dasterdly pie master, Lady O enlisted the the help of fuzzy mercenaries to chase the brainwashed chipmunks out of the factory. They may not look like it, but them is good hunter-stalkers and chase away all invaders to her kingdom. She was invaded by a member of the snake tribe last summer, and routinly is attacked by nut hording squirrel barbarians. A photo of the mercenaries has been attached. Be afraid.



I heard that after pie production was halted, Pie Master Kirai was jailed by the federal trade commision for illegaly running a sweatshop and illegal importation of nuts. She is now under house arrest, pending trial.

I heard that despite all of Lady O's attempts to have kirai locked in jail for beyond life she was fully acquitted and told to go home wiht her chipmunk buddies.

I heard, that even though the corrupt pie master was aquitted, Lady O has enlisted the aide of PETA , and pursued a civil trial, on behalf of the O.C.F (orphaned chipmunk fund). She sued Kirai for 500 million high quality nuts, that would go to the families of all the chipmunks lost on the pie making assembly line. (eww, the pie fight had chipmunk guts in it)

I also heard that after the trial, Kirai moved herself and the C.C.C (creepy chipmunk cult) to Hollywood, where they have begun work on Alvin and the Chipmunks III, IV, and V.
The series will be titled "Pie Wars, a New Nut", the titles of the others two movies, have yet to be released.

I heard that Lady O is the one financing, directing and producing all the movies.

I heard the Pie Master Kirai, has decided that playing with tempermental "rats" isn't what its cracked up to be. She and Lady O made amends, and took the spaquilliions of dollars made from the movies and took all the Dokugains on a Vacation to Hawaii.

I heard that Lady O decided that Hawaii wasn't a good enough trip for all the dokugians and traded in everyone's tickets for tickets to Timbuktu

Well...I heard, that while in Timbuktu, Pie Master Kirai met an abominable snowman. She missed manipulating poor happless creatures to do her bidding so she convinced him to do her bidding. She set up shop and created a secret lair. OH...kukuku if the chipmunks could make pies, think of the pies these creatures could make.

PS I had it on good authority (and you know who you are) that Timbuktu was a wonderful vacation destination for the Dokugans. Sexy Sesshomaru has been hiding out there and w all got photos with him.

I heard that it was really Lady O who made the yetis her personal pie baking slaves. She dressed up like Kirai so that everyone would think it was her and Lady O wo9uld get off scot free.

tsk, tsk, Lady O! what tricks! lol

I heard that Kirai got the nickname Pie Master from the pigs she killed for the filling of said pies! I also heard that she tried to skin InuYasha for a crust for the pig blood pies!! Mwahhhhh!! lolz!

I heard that Lady O and Kimikaanna turned states evidence and Pie Master Kirai was finally jailed for 5 years for the attempted murder of Inuyasha. They thought, do what you want you want with your chipmunks but leave Inuyasha outta this, she got an additional 3 years for making nasty blood pies.....gross.

i heard that anno is back, and waiting for his macaroni picture....

I heard that Anno used his amazingly awesome influence and got Kirai out of jail on good behaviour and as a reward she gave him the macaronio picture of him that she made with the chipmunks

I heard that the chipmunks weren't actually chipmunks but squiralls in disguise and that they are trying to take over that world

i heard you lost the game...

I heard Deus was jailed for illegal possession of first edition copies of all of Kirai's fanfics! Naughty!

I heard that all of those other copies of those fanfics where burned by other authors in jealousy of there awesomeness...-gasp-
XD

I heard that Nat was the first to burn a copy. Seriously Nat, green is not a good colour on you. tsk tsk!

Hahaha!
Sorry..it really isnt..lol
Hmm...
I heard that (btw I lost the game) Kirai stole Kagome's man...Apparantly Sesshomaru has a thing for women who's names startwith "K". Kagura, Kagome...Kirai...Home wrecker..XDXDXDXDXD soo...can I change my name..to something that starts with "K"? what about...KIKI? Like the movie!!

lol thanks Nat I love knowing that i can take Sess...*drools*... just let me think about him! *After an hour of daydreaming Kirai comes back*
Any ways. I heard that after Nat changed her name to Kiki, Sesshomaru just ignored her, he needed a little time between girl exchanges.

I heard that Kirai killed the rumour thread

I heard that Kirai's pie shoppe and factory is back in business in Dokugaville. However, the chipmunks she thinks are baking the pies are actually out-of-work American squirrels and rabbits in disguise that have swum across the Detroit River for jobs. And her forepersons are actually relatives of Opo in Chipmunk Suits.

I heard that rowdy kidnapped my chipmunks and chained them in her basement because she wanted me to think they had abandoned me

That's impossible, Rowdy doesn't HAVE a basement!

I heard that Kirai's chipmunks have escaped her cages and headed to Mexico.