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Kurisutaru wrote:
.:looking in the mirror and speaking to Miroku:.
"Does this make my ass look fat?!"
Miroku: 
Omg....my stomach! you killed my stomach ROFL
Anywho....
Sesshomaru: Father?
Inupapa: Yuuuuush meh son
Sesshomaru: Am I illegitimate?
Inupapa*faints*
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PROUD Inupapa fangirl
"I wish for a heart. A heart of the man whom I'll never allow to forget me." (to Kagome) - Kikyo
"Go Naraku, gather the shards of the jewel, and once you found them all , then I will send you to hell." - Kikyo
I support Kikyo...got a problem with that?
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Thanks InuYoukaiLiz!!! Glad u liked it!!
(clapping and squealing) OoOo lets have a mani/pedi party!!!
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'Eww, Mokomoko stinks of human and Jaken. Now this Sesshomaru has to get it cleaned.'
Sesshomaru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! JAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaken: Y-yes, Sesshomaru-sama?
Sesshomaru: Get Mokomoko away from me!!!!
Jaken: Why? It's a part of you, my Lord!
Sesshomaru (in tears): NO!!!! Chichi-ue's spirit has possessed it! Get it away from me !!!!!!!!
Jaken: Yes, my Lord! Right away, my Lord!
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Bakusaiga is mine via the Claiming Game thread.
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sess: inuyasha....i love you guy!
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There is nothing to fear, but fear itself...or a monster...or an alien...ooh ooh Alien vs Predator but that is just cool, not scary at all.
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"Father, Inuyasha keeps bothering me. He won't stop calling me girly pup!"
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"So's your face."
" Jaken....What the fuck is this fluffy mass on my shoulder?"
"This Sesshoumaru's poison in the right dosage can serve as an afrodesiac."
"Really? Tenseiga's only useful attack as a weapon was meant to be absorbed by my incompetent douche of a brother's Tesaiga?! Because he could never have mastered the technique on his own?...Father, did you hate me so much? I mean, sure, I tried to kill you once or twice, called your filthy human a whore, and- wait, nevermind. "
"Bring it on girlfriend!"
*To Inuyasha* " Yo momma so fat..."
*after a long Naraku evil plan monologue* " ....You reeeeeaally need to get laid, don't you?"
" I've got a hangnail! (chorus: Hangnail!) Hanging from my cuticle! A hangnail! (chorus: Hangnail!) It ain't beautiful!..." [side note, for those of you that don't watch family guy...ignore this one. Not worth it :p]
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one thing that sesshomaru will ABSOLUTELY NEVER SAY:
Sesshomaru: kikyo.
Kikyo: yes?
Sesshomaru: this sesshomaru believes that he is a necrophiliac.
Kikyo: * swoons*
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"I was a very clumsy child... father had taken to tying pillows to my head after that 37th fall down the steps leading up to the palace." |
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.:Sesshou speaking to Inuyasha's group:.
"This Sesshoumaru has experienced many things in his life, but there is something I have yet to try... If any of you see Jakotsu, tell him to come to my house tonight.."
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my boloney has a first name its O.S.C.A.R my baloney has a second its M.A.Y.E.R oh i like to eat it every and if u ask this wat ill sayyyyyy.....oooooooooh oscar mayer has a way with my B.O.L.O.G.N.A
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OMG! I have been laughing my butt off! These are all great everybody!
Sesshoumaru looks back to Miroku while waggle his eyebrows
"Come on you know you want to grope me!" :shaking his behind at Miroku:
"Huh?" :Miroku looking confused:
"He won't but I will! Come here stud muffin" :Kagome pounces on Sesshoumaru who's wearing evil smirk:
While riding AhUn Sesshoumaru kicked the sides of the dragon before yollering, "Giddy Up Doggy! Yeeee-Haaaa!" :All the while throwing his arm in the arm as if riding a bucking horse:
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"Oh, Kagome, you'd be my bestest best friend everer if you'd give the Shikon Jewel. I just really, really wanna wish to be human! It is such a drag having to wear only one shade of eyeshadow!" *Accompany this with big puppy eyes and a pouty face*
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* \"Oh, Lord! Why have you forsaken me?\" \"CAN IT! When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!\" *
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"Jaken, you are my best friend and I appreciate everything you do."
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"Why would this Sesshoumaru sparkle, he is not a modern vampire."
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My Motto:
Honor mea arma est, timor mea stultitia est.
Respect is my Weapon, Fear is my Folly.
My Belief:
If you can, do. If you can't, try.
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 9 Months ago
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"Transform and roll out!"
"Yeeeesssssss."
(David Kaye joke!)
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Sesshomaru: Do your feet hurt? Cause you having been running through my mind all day!
Miroku: *swoon's like a fan-girl* Bear my children!!!???
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"I'm thinking about doing something new with my hair..."
"I just get so lonely sometimes...."
"I wear baggy clothes because I like to feel the breeze."
"Inuyasha knew I was left-handed...."
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"Do you think this makes me look fat?"
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"This Sesshomaru is not fat. I am big-boned."
"Oooooh...a fire hydrant. Rather curious."
"Meet this Sesshomaru at the men's toilet. I have things to discuss."
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* \"Oh, Lord! Why have you forsaken me?\" \"CAN IT! When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!\" *
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To Jaken..: "U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi. You UGLY. Yeah! Yeah! You UGLY."
"Do not make this Sesshoumaru laugh, for he is happy and over filled with liquid."
To Kagome: "And like we can have a sleepover, and brush each others hair and paint our nails and do each others makeup~" Bubbly blond much? |
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Sesshomaru: DJ Killing Perfection on the one and twos-Do my youkai run this m-----f-----?
Youkai: Hell yeah!
Sesshomaru: Do my hanyous run this m-----f-----?
Hanyou: Hell yeah!
Sesshomaru: Do my humans run this m-----f-----?
Humans: Hell yeah!
Sesshomaru: Now throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care. If you're havin a good time and you wanna get down, let me hear ya say 'OH YEAH'!
Everyone in the club: OH YEAH!
Sesshomaru: I said the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don't need no water, let the m-----f-----
Everyone in the club: BURN!
Sesshomaru: Burn M-----F----- - What?
Everyone in the club: BURN!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist. I'm listening to a house music radio station.
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"And this Sesshomaru cares about Mother's ackhing feet and bonung why?"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm This pelt is reather fluffy..."
"I'm too sexy for my miko!"
"No mother I won't forget to get father's Viagra."
"Ooooooooooooooooooh look a butterfly!" *gushes all happy like*
*sobs* "My little brother HATES me mommy! What should this Sesshomaru do?!"
"You are da bestest brother in da whole wide world and dis Sesshomaru lubs THIS MUCH" *streaches arms out wide*
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"... That indecent priestess wearing such a provocative skirt... Only I should be allowed to show skin like that!"
"...Hey, Jaken..."
"Yes, Milord?"
"Whats it feel like to get laid?"
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If you've not heard this Christmas song, google it. It's cute, and soooo Un-Sesshoumaru. 
