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*Sesshoumaru enters hospital, walks up to the ER Department Desk*
Operator: Hello, Sir! How may I help you?
Sesshoumaru: .....
Operator: Sir? I need to know the reason you wish to be seen today?
Sesshoumaru: ...the...package...said this one is to...seek medical treatment...if his...erection lasts longer than four hours....
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lmao =x
"This one does not understand why any female would wear a thong, he finds the string offensive and not at all comfortable against his..."  |
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"Why would this Sesshoumaru want to put on a leash?"
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Miroku: Come on man just back it up
Sesshoumaru: "Sesshoumaru does not back it up". :trying to teach him how to dance:
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"This Sesshoumaru feels bloated"
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"Damn it woman! You will cease and desist the use of my eye shadow!!!"
"I accept your "All You Can Eat" Challenge."
"The rules of this Beer Pong game are what?"
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lady_myth wrote:
"I accept your "All You Can Eat" Challenge." LMAO!!
"Doodo doo-oo
Yeah-eah-eah-eah
Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se
Kom igjen
Hvem som helst kan vara med
So ror pa era fotter
O-a-a-a!
Och vicka era hofter
O-la-la-la!
Gjör som vi
Till denna melodi
Oh-ahh-ahh-ahh!
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör som vi gjör
Ta nagrå steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen!
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao
Det blir en sensation over alt forstås
Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss
Kom igjen
Nu tar vi stegen omigjen
O-o-oa
Så rør pa era fötter
O-a-a-a
Och vricka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gor som vi
Til denna melodi
Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör so vi gjör
Tå några steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med Caramelldansen!
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör so vi gjör
Ta negra steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med Caramelldansen!
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa - ao
Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hander
Gjör so vi gjör
Tå några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med Caramelldansen!
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gjör so vi gjör
Ta några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Miss inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med CarameldDansen!"
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"This Sesshoumaru does not eat 'hot dogs', he is not a cannibal."
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"This Sesshomaru is not a Hotdog demon, he is a Hot Dog Demon, the other kind are natives of New York City, Miko, and this one resides from Kyoto."  |
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Yea, he is a Hot Dog Demon.  |
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"Woman you will pet this Sesshoumaru's moko."
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*Sesshomaru looks at miss K with a >;3 kinda grin on his face*
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*in a fight with InuYasha*
Inu: *after getting dissed* D: Man, that was cold.
Sess: So's your mom's bed.
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Hey, everybody! Lookie here:
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"This Sesshoumaru believes that your ass is now grass."
"This Sesshoumaru possesses 640 perfect muscles...the strongest one being his tongue."
*waggles eyebrows at Kagome"
"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candies and nuts, we'd all have a merry flipping Christmas."
"Miko, explain your "bouncing quarters" comment to your fellow female!"
"Did you...just release a lady-poot?"
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"This Sesshoumaru believes you are being a assh-hat"
"Jaken, why don't you shove that stick were the sun don't shine"
"I feel pretty oh so pretty...."
"Mokomoko you will molest the miko now"
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*high pitched girly scream* "Like OMG! NO WAY! I think I broke a nail!" (read with a valley girl accent xDD)
*crying like a baby* "Why does daddy like Inuyasha more than me?!"
"I'm sorry I didn't visit you mother....I was too busy avoiding your horrible cooking"
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PROUD Inupapa fangirl
"I wish for a heart. A heart of the man whom I'll never allow to forget me." (to Kagome) - Kikyo
"Go Naraku, gather the shards of the jewel, and once you found them all , then I will send you to hell." - Kikyo
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"Macho, Macho man! I've got to be a macho man!"
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Sesshomaru :(squeals) "OOOH LOOK AT ALL THE NIFTY HUMANS!!!
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Sesshomaru: "Rin."
Rin: "Yes, Sesshomaru-sama?"
Sesshomaru: "I'm a pedophile."
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PROUD Inupapa fangirl
"I wish for a heart. A heart of the man whom I'll never allow to forget me." (to Kagome) - Kikyo
"Go Naraku, gather the shards of the jewel, and once you found them all , then I will send you to hell." - Kikyo
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InuYoukaiLiz wrote:
Sesshomaru: "Rin."
Rin: "Yes, Sesshomaru-sama?"
Sesshomaru: "I'm a pedophile."
Rin:
Sesshomaru: And Rin?
Rin: (unsure if she should stay) Er... Yes, Sesshomaru-sama?
Sesshomaru: I haven't had little girls in a long time.
Rin: Uh... *backs away* Jaken-samaaa! >o<;;
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These are painfully hilarious!!
"Thanks, mom."
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.:looking in the mirror and speaking to Miroku:.
"Does this make my ass look fat?!"
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