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Granted, but whatever they pick up they only put right back down!
(this one was hard to corrupt as I wish for that, too!)
I wish I could understand what my dogs are trying to tell me.
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Granted, but you would only be able to talk back to them and not humans...
I wish I didn't get so much homework!
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Granted; but you get two essays that have to be hand written and over 10,000 words due the next day.
I wish my cold was gone!
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Granted, but you catch another.
I wish I could just snap my fingers, like Mary Poppins, and things are cleaned.
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Granted, but it will smell like overly-concentrated Febreze 24/7.
I wish I could run without getting tired.
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Granted, but all you can do IS run.
I wish I hadn't had a crapton of booze earlier...
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granted, insteaded you had a carton of mud to drink.
i wish i didnt hafta go to work tomorrow... stupid works
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granted, but only because you catch the flu and have to call out.
I wish I knew karate.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you learned from Master SpongeBob. So, you must run around with those giant foam hands and helmet.
I wish that I had something to make me smile.
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Granted, but it is the stupidest thing you have ever read, and many brain cells commit suicide.
I wish I could catch the people who are allowing their dog to leave deposits on my lawn.
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Granted, but they are invisible and dont speak english.
I wish i could go back to sleep!
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Granted, but you sleep for 10,000 years and cockroaches are your only companions.
I wish I could visit my new nephew today.
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Granted, but as soon as you get within eyesight of him you have to leave.
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
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Granted, but they'll only pile up and by the end of the week you'll have your kitchen flooded with dirty dishes...
I wish I didn't have to go to school tonight.
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Granted, but there was a pop quiz that you cannot make up and was work 90% of your grade.
I wish I had my dead brain cells back (nana possessed  ) |
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Granted, but they remain dead.
I wish someone would clean my bedroom for me.
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Granted, but their idea of cleaning is hosing everything down with a garden hose.
I wish my dog hadn't crapped all over the living room last night.
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Granted: Instead of the dog, it was a random hobo that broke in through your back door last night.
I wish I was a faster learner, that way I wouldn't have to waste time studying.
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Granted, but you have to learn by eating your books.
I wish I could write my stories without having to do so much typing.
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Granted, but you write them all on papyrus with a quill pen.
I wish someone would give me a massage to make the soreness go away..
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Granted, but instead they make it worse.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
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Granted, but now you are running a fever.
I wish I had a piece of toast.
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Granted, I hope you enjoy eating charcoal. Did I mention that you got distracted until the smell of smoke reminded you that your toaster oven has a nasty habbit of not shutting off on its own?
I wish that my neck would stop hurting.
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Granted, but you become completely paralyzed from your neck down.
I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy.
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Granted. I hope you like the Que-ball look.
I wish I had a cold soda.
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