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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 42
You recieve an adorable puppy, but it poos on your homework.

I wish for a personal chef!
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 26
Granted, but all of his food taste like slightly flavored cardboard.

I wish I had a new car.
 
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Pfft! I was gonna stop procrastinating, but I never got around to it.
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
Granted: what color hot wheels would you like? I would personally choose purple with flames on the side, but that's just me.

I wish I could win the lottery
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 216
granted, but suddenly you have 10,000 cousin's that need a loan.

I wish i had some pocky.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Granted, but it's the new lima bean flavored one and you have a lifetime supply.

I wish I had a life-sized Sesshoumaru plushy.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
Granted, but it is missing his... "sword" and is stuffed with rancid goose fat.

I wish I had a swimming pool.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Granted, but the pool is filled with a mixture of opo snot and skunk on x-lax feces and you are chained to where you have to stay in the "water".

I wish I was at the Dokuga convention.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
OK, that was not nice...

Your wish is granted, but you have to stay dressed in a Jaken costume that has never been washed over the last 10 years it has been used by big hairy naked sweaty men.

I wish I had a balloon.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Granted, but the balloon is, in all actuality, a Kikyou shaped blow-up doll that you are compelled to pay attention to.


I wish I had a bowl of Captain Crunch.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 26
Your wish is granted, but it's all "Captin" (and we all know what the guy on the box looks like) and no Crunch.

I wish for a new house.
 
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Last Edit: 2009/02/23 09:01 By Lady Sianna.
 


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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 216
Granted, but the puppy down the street might want it back.

I wish i had gone to bed. (Stupid sleep)
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Granted, but you are to be plagued with dreams of Inuyasha chasing after you for kisses...or licks since he's part dog. And just when you think you're getting away, along comes Jaken, too.


I wish I had some tylenol.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 216
your wish is granted, but we only have Peanutbutter to wash it down with.

I wish i had Thinmints!
 
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I claims Naraku`s pelt :3 KUKUKU!!
r0o`s Challenge`s: GenderBender~Always Open.....Completing your Holiday Fic Challenge.....GM Challenge: OPEN!.....
Banners: I write to........Lemon.....Bribery c0okie.....
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 31
Granted, but the recipe has changed and the mint has been replaced with belladonna.

I wish I had a new book to read.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 216
Wish granted, but sadly it seems all the pages were ripped out.

I wish i could go to sixflags.
 
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On HHr Shipping
- Come to the DarkSide - We might be delusional but we have cookies. - apAidan
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Banners: I write to........Lemon.....Bribery c0okie.....
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Wish granted, but you have to be one of the people dressed up as a kiddie character and work all day.


I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 26
Darn it! I had to change mine!!

Your wish is granted, but all the "chips" are suspect.

I wish I could visit China.
 
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Last Edit: 2009/02/23 13:33 By Lady Sianna.
 


Pfft! I was gonna stop procrastinating, but I never got around to it.
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Wish granted but you have to go as a political prisoner.


I wish I could speak and read every language.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
Granted, but you have to speak and read them all at once.

I wish I had a clean house.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 26
Granted! But you've been kicked out of it!

I wish I had a maid.
 
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Pfft! I was gonna stop procrastinating, but I never got around to it.
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Granted, but her name is Lady Sianna and she looks just like you!


I wish I had some chips and salsa.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
Granted, but they are chips of paint and a music recording...

I wish I had a loaded pistol.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 26
Granted, but it's loaded with peanut butter.

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.
 
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Pfft! I was gonna stop procrastinating, but I never got around to it.
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 39
Granted, but it is bacon flavored.


I wish I was twenty pounds lighter.
 
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Re:The corrupted wish. 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
Granted, but it is from your chest up.

I wish I had a LARGE gin and tonic.
 
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