I heard CR forged those documents in order to have the chase all to herself. Also, when Kagome called the SES rOo answered the phone and pretended to hide Sesshoumaru.

Also, there may be a few special jello shots just for Wicked since she wont be able to have any of NY's eve *wink*

(Oh, and please, call me Maru. *grin*)

Mr. Maru! your not supposed to tell them its me answering the phone!!!! shhhhHHhhhhHhhhHHHhHHhHhHhhHhhhh!!!

>_>
<_<



i'm smerter then the average r0o.... Now back to that hunting...


Rumor has it that the LC and the r0o caught the n0ody Sesshy not s0on after he t0ok off really he had no chance once the chase started, unfortunately for the r0o and the LC Sesshy had some handy dandy lemons available and the dynamic duo was thwarted by the citrus delights. true story. -nods-

i heard it was r0o who actually wrote the lemons!

r0o has no idea what your talking about.


rumor has it, Nobo knew because she stopped to read with us, commented on my 'phoneix'. -nods- true story too.

Actually I heard Maru forged the papers not this innocent/crazy Crimson Rose
*batts lashes*. I also heard Maru chasing Kagome screaming "LET ME GROPE YOUR BUTT!"

i did not Maru, see *holds out papers* their official.

I heard that Nobody was chasing Sesshomaru because she had some crazy notion that they belonged together because Sesshomaru is perfect, and of corse Nobody's perfect. I also heard that Kira got into Maru's Jello shot stash and got smash now she cannot stop ryhming, not even if her cat was dying, and she was annoying everyone until they met her demands and gave her bacon.

I heard Kirai sent her on an expedition to find these seamonkeys...

ROFL!! NOBODY IS PERFECT!!! she's also Chuck Norris

i heard while the papers were in fact real and authentic, they were out of date, thus making it Sesshomaru season, i heard that the only reason it was thought to be Naraku season was b/c Kagura secretly wants to see him get shot. Not that thats blamable, really he's handsome he's just evil....Maybe he knows what to do about the h0over O_o

r0o don't be in denail, even if the papers are out of date it still is Naraku season, and i do agree with you on that he is handsome and that he reminds me of a james bond movie, octopussy he cannot help you because i heard that he was the one who cursed the hoover.

I also heard that Sesshomaru has paid Maru to hid him, and Maru was geting paid by fan girls to get a glimse of the great Sesshomaru.

Kira!!! No!!!! Dont tell! They'll be all over me! AHHHHH! *is run over by a horde of fangirls* Kira, you also owe me Wickeds jello shots. *glare* and CR... Kagome? No, that was Sango I was... I mean.. I'd never grope anybody! What an awful thing to say about me! Shame! And if Nobo and Sesshoumaru are good together... hey, sure. Hey B... when you catch him... will you share? *puppy dog eyes*

I heard the everyone was partaking in ROos lemons... and that Naraku knows how to uncurse the hoover but rOo shouldnt hold her breath on that... and that CA and CR and Kira are jealous of Nobo's awesomeness and perfectivity. *nods sagely*

I heard that Maru fetched the hoover from Antartica because he was scared of it being unpossessed. He liked the thought of having his very own Kikyou sucking machine. Especially while rOo was putting out her lemons....

*cringes* Sorry. Been influced by rOo's lemons!!! BLAME HER FOR MY GUTTER MARBLES!!

duly noted, LC
*hides vacuum and smiles, petting it "My precious..."*

I heard LC Rose stole her gutter marbles from ROo.

LOL, Maru!!! **tries to take vacuum back and nearly gets her hand bitten off by Maru**

I heard that rOo has more than enough to share....

*snarls at LC Rose and then croons to his precious*

and I agree that ROo has more then enough... in fact... I may have stolen some. *winks*

**threatens to unplug the hOover if Maru doesn't start to behave**


Actually, I heard that there was an extensive study done concerning gutter marbles (henceforth to be known as GM). It was discovered that there are, in fact, two kinds of GMs--male and female. The two GMs, while strikingly similar, are unable to mesh or be shared between the sexes due to differences in structure/anatomy. So, Maru, you cannot have rOo's marbles. That is, unless, there is something you are not telling us.....

O_O

GIVE r0o BACK THE H0oVER!!!!!

::-pounces you-:: "0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!!!"

ITS r0o'S PRECIOUS!!!!

rumor has it that r0o has no idea what the LC's talking about she's never influences anyone! And she can't have stolen my marbles, r0o willingly sent them to her for beta'ing. -nods- She's not a YIM (see Dokuga Dictionary for Young impressionable Marble) that needs to be protected from them. she can borrow them all she wants ^_^



<3 Gutter Marbles aka GMs ^_^

I heard that Maru is refusing to give rOo back the hOover as he has formed quite an attachment to it....literally and figuratively.

*cracks knuckles threateningly* MINE!!! ::-pounces the unsuspecting maru, chomping on ear!! GRrrRRrRrrRRrrrRrr hi btw


Rumor has it that The Lc told The r0o this so she'd forget about the fact that it WAS Sesshomaru hunting season, mostly so she could continue the hunt on her own now that she had the tracking device that The r0o dropped in the vicious pounce she sent Mr. Maru's way, over the obviously still possessed h0over, sadly while Mr. Maru and The r0o were busy in pounce mode, Inuyasha stole the h0over, The r0o has been worried sick for the h0over and awaits a ransom not for it. ::-sadly nods-::

The LC heard that Inuyasha took the hOover back to his own time, but was confused as to why the hOover wouldn't work there. I also heard that the LC would never hunt the Sesshoumaru without the rOo, but has decided to merely watch him and keep him under eye until the rOo gets back the hOover and regains the little bit of sanity the rOo has.

**them's some good pounce moves, rOo!**

And how!

rumor has it that once Mr. Maru was thoroughly pounced into unconsciousness The r0o caught up with the LC and from there on it was Dokugains hunting Sessy, hell never know what hit him.

Maru, just to let you know that CA and Kira are one of the same Body, but not of the same mind

I heard that Sesshomaru did catch wind of what the Dokougians and sent Inuyasha, the band of seven, Miroku, jaken and Naraku after them like horny rabid dogs. i also heard that Kira was standing right next to Sesshomaru laughing her ass of with a video camera in hand, and Sesshomaru giving her a great deal of money.

I heard it was Kira who told Sesshomaru just to be on his good side!

did i not say that she was stading right there, and yes i did for that and the money

I heard that Saholia got pounced by Jaken and wanted to crawl under a whole and die, i also heard that r0o got pounced be Naraku, i wonder who won

**hides under rock and wishes I were dead**...xD



I heard Kira persuaded Jaken to pounce--and attack me! Wonder how she persuaded him though....**wink**

O_O

Rumor had it that Naraku obviously didnt know whom or what he was dealing with, lets just say the r0o ended up on top and the kumo was left in tears.... now off to save mah LC as well as to beat Jaken into a bl0ody pile of frogs legs for even daring to pounce miss Saholia. I heard that when Sess saw us cresting the hill after we were free of the pouncers, he nearly cried, the big prissy pansy.