Throwing mud on Sesshoumaru... imagine the thought...
There is a mud-throwing episode in
Thirty Days to Fall in Love by Lady Morganna:
A shining perfect being striding through the mud and muck with perfect strides. His perfect hair swaying from side to side with each perfect step he took. His aura reeked of perfection in this imperfect world. Wasn't she the lucky one? She got to walk behind the God of Perfection and watch every maddening perfect thing he did. Looking down at herself, Kagome saw nothing that was perfect. Her shoes were caked with mud. Her once white socks were dripping with green slime covered mud. Even her legs had clumps of mud sticking to them. Her hair was plastered to her neck and face. Even her poor abused school uniform was dripping with mud. She really could deal with all the mud, she really could. She could even deal with the sway of perfect Sesshomaru's perfect hair as he walked as if he were not affected by the weather. Oh yes she could deal with all that.
Taking a deep calm breathe, Kagome ran her and down the front of her top dislodging an excessively thick piece of mud from the hem. Brushing her hand over her top a second time Kagome scrunched up her face as she skimmed her had on the bare flesh of her belly. Looking down, Kagome found a massive tear in her shirt. Groaning and lifting her head from her examination of her shirt, the first thing Kagome saw was Mr. Perfection. He was still there in all of his perfect glory. That was the final straw, the final insult to her poor bruised ego. In that instant Kagome lost all rational thought. All the tiny mechanisms in her brain that said she should definitely not do anything hasty were turned off.
Thunk. Sesshomaru blinked at the impact. Then he internally winced at the sliding mud in his hair. Before he could turn around to confront his attacker, another resounding thunk was heard and felt. By this time the entire group had turned wide and unbelieving eyes on Kagome. The little wildcat stood directly behind Sesshomaru with a handful of mud gripped lightly in her hand. Jaken fell over at the audacity of the girl. Inuyasha stood rooted to the spot. Sesshomaru turned to face the girl and got a face full of mud for his trouble.
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