An Ode to My Duckies by Lost Alaska

Talking Walls, are actually Shy

Hiya! um anyways this my first ficcy, so i might start off a little rocky. but other than tat i hope you enjoy it and i'll try to update whenever i can. Spring break is coming up soon so i should have a handful of updates. anyways on with the story!!

i don't own Inuyasha....-.-

Or any soundtrack by "The Hush Sound"

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Chapter One

It was more of an understatement when you say that One Sesshoumaru Taishou was rather surprised to see a new employee at the cafe he was currently working at. Not really about the fact that she was young, she was pretty and she was currently talking to a wall, but more along the lines, of "How did you get hired?" Unfortunately for our poor boy he happened to say this aloud and without noticing he had, he had strangely received a reply. 

"HA!!!" the strange girl hopped up and down in hardly contained excitement, and a large ridiculous smile spread across her face. Still pointing and hopping up and down, the strange new employee replied with much vigor "I knew you could talk to me!" 

And all Sesshoumaru could do was reply  tad bit shocked "I'm sorry?" 

If it were not for that fact this girl was already strange enough Sesshoumaru would have demanded that she leave the cafe and discontinue to make a fool of herself, but alas she was wearing a uniform and everything so what could he do but listen. 

"I knew you could speak, no one ever believed me but NOW I have solid proof! I knew there was always a reason as to why you never responded, I could just never figure out what, but now I have, and do you want to know my glorious theory? Well of course so here we go! 

"All walls but this one are amazingly shy and prefer to listen like owls do, but you my good friend the wall happens to be a-not-as-shy-as-the-rest type of wall and have hence forth decided you would very much like to talk me!" The petite women gave herself a small hug and smiled in triumph as if she had just discovered the truth about one of the worlds greatest mysteries. 

And if anyone had not been around to witness this entire skit, they might have truly believed her, but unfortunately the moment was lost when a feminine voice sounded in front of him.

"Kagome I thought I told you that walls don't talk. Only you." walking up to Kagome Sango grabbed her by the shoulders , turned her around and made it appear as if she was truly trying to instruct this crazy girl about her job. 

Unfortunately, and I seem to be saying that quite a lot, the strange being that is Kagome decided it would be a good time to burst into song. Twirling around and around in the middle of the cafe holding dear Sango by both hands. And much to the strange and utter mass of standing confusion that was Sesshoumaru, Sango was singing too. 

Starting it off, the strange girl let go of Sangos' hands and smiled, 

"You came to me, in seamless sleep

 slipped right in behind my eye 

one the back of my mind we swam a sea 

of pretty sights and chandelier skies

i swore i could feel you breath 

it was all so real to me" 

Smiling again Kagome twirled again and Sango picked up. 

"The light had slipped through the window!

The morning ripped you away Oooh!" 

And then together they continued, 

"Don't wake me up 

I am still dreaming 

The stories undone 

ravel at the seams 

Don't wake me up 

death is misleading 

and when I fall asleep 

sleep with your ghost" 

The two girls continued along like this for quite some time before reaching a supposed end, and the entire cafe burst into applause. Smiling sheepishly to herself Kagome blushed overwhelmed by the amount of attention she received before quietly slipping away to the back of the kitchen. 

"Sango, my shifts over, so I'm gonna go and head home to my new apartment and unpack.." Kagome was sitting on one of the counters in the back of the kitchen where the supposed "break area" was located. 

"Yeah, okay, call me and let me know if you need anything, kay?" For some strange reason this Kagome person and Sango seem to be really close, what in the world was going on here? "Alright! Well I'll seeya later than!!" 

"Bye Kagome!!!" Sesshoumaru saw Sango wave after Kagome before kicking her feet out and hopping off the counter, like her counterpart had recently done. Walking up to her with a confused expression on his face Sesshoumaru asked "Who is she?" Looking a little taken aback by his sudden question Sango answered dumbfounded "Who was who?" 

"That woman you were just with." Sesshoumaru was growing a little frustrated with all that was going on and took on an annoyed tone, "That girl that you were singing with, and the one who talked to walls, and the one that you so casually talked to even though I've never seen her in a day of my life!" Sesshoumaru gave Sango a somewhat menacing glare but all that he could muster was a I-hate-you-for-leaving-me-in-the-dark type-of-look.

Finally catching on Sango lit up like  lightbulb " OH!!! Yeah thats Kagome, me and her were homies in high school and college," Sango threw up a gang sign and pounded her chest twice for good measure with her right hand, "and when I stayed in Japan and she went to America, I told her that if she wanted to I could help her get a job here, if she ever thought about it." Sango gave him this look like DUH.

Deciding that he no longer wished to participate in this conversation Sesshoumaru just walked off to go see what new costumer might possibly need his attention.  

Today just was not his day...

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MUCHO props to ma home girl back in Alabama, she's ma beta!! And without her, your story would be filled with stupid errors, and a ton of typos!!!

anyways i do not own the song that was put in here, and just for your info it was only the first few versus that i used.

anyways, i should stop saying that...but yeah this chappie was short, but i promise that the next will be longer,

JA NE

Alaska T