Smile by Chuckles
What makes me Smile
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Lily Allen or her song Smile. Nor do I own twinkies.
Authors Note: I was thinking about having Sesshomaru be the victim, but then my sister yelled at me. So I was like okay then, I guess we won't be doing that. Anyway I hope this isn't to terrible, I'm happy with how it turned out. Yes, I know they lyrics are kind of randomly thrown in, bare with me.
But you were fucking that girl next door, what cha do that for (what cha do that for)
When you first left me I didn't know what to say
I never been on my own that way, just sat by myself all day
I sat on my bed, hiding a laugh behind my hand as Inuyasha paced in front of me. Inuyasha, the proud, sexy, and now my ex-boyfriend, pacing in distress.
"Kagome," his voice droned, keeping his gaze steady on the floor, he stopped pacing. "I want to find out who did this."
"Don't worry about it," standing I walked behind him, to tenderly rub his shoulders. "I'm sure whoever did this will be caught," In a few thousand years..
"Who the hell did it?!" stopping to take in a deep breath he rubbed his temples. "No one can get me like that!"
No one but me.
Since I was behind him, I let my smirk show. It had been two weeks since Inuyasha cheated on me. I'll admit at first I was in distress...
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you're calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it's only because you're feeling alone
"How-how could he?" I sobbed into my friend's shoulder. Sango had her arm wrapped around me, she tucked some of my raven locks behind my ear.
"Kagome," her tone dead serious, causing me to look up at her. That's when I saw it. When I had first called her, she only held concern, but now, well now her lips were turned to a smirk, and her eyes full of mischief.
"Sango?" I asked, now I was concerned. I had never seen her look like that, not once. She was always a rational thinker, but what she was about to say was anything but rational.
"Have you ever perhaps thought, he is not worth your tears?" She asked me, I brought myself to a sitting position and nodded, opening my mouth to speak she cut me off. "Though, I believe he's worthy of your revenge."
Sango's own smirk soon infected my face. "Sango-chan, I think I have an idea."
Letting out a short growl Inuyasha resumed his pacing, "Who would've thought to pour gasoline on me?"
Wasn't that hard, ya cheating bastard. "At least they didn't light you on fire." I said keeping my voice cheery.
Only because I thought of that after.
"Like hell..."he muttered as I returned to my bed. "No bastard would ever know!."
Drumming my fingers against my bed, I try not to look as annoyed as I feel. "Inuyasha, I'm sure it was just a lucky guess."
Far from it. It's true, poison has no affect on him. In fact, few things have affect on him. While he's never actually admitted gasoline upset him, I could tell.
He always avoided cars, busses, and gas stations, at first I thought it was because of the noise. Only after thinking about it I realized it was the smell, even humans were revolted by the smell of used gas. What would a demon be then?
Handicapped.
I had worried about his ability to hear, since that wouldn't be effected, but Sango had helped with that dilemma. Blasting a radio, it was simple, sweet, and effective. Of course I didn't just leave him there after his little 'beating'.
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
Grinning as broadly as I could, I held in my laughter, as I watched Inuyasha get beaten to a pulp by Sango and Sesshomaru. Normally, this kind of thing would disgust me and I would've intervened as soon as possible, but Inuyasha told me he didn't need my help anymore.
I shouldn't deny him what he wants, should I?
Whipping his head around another punch was delivered to his left cheek, sending him crashing to the ground, where Sango kicked his ribs, then groin. The music blasting in the background made it impossible to hear if he was yelling something.
A smoke bomb had been thrown at his face, temporarily blinding the idiot.
I turned away and began walking towards my post. They'd e done in about a minute, I needed to prepare. Walking down the alley I stopped in front of my favorite cafe, Inuyasha wouldn't think anything of finding me here.
Right on cue, the god of lies stumbled in front of the shop. "Inuyasha!" I shouted, stepping back, putting all those drama classes to use. "What happened?"
"Kagome?" Forcing his now, dirt streaked hair out of his face he looked at me. Eventually I dragged him into the coffee shop. The conversation that followed comes in blurs, for two reasons. One; It was damn funny. Two;
I didn't really care.
"Kagome?!" Inuyasha asked, nearly shouting my name. "Are you listening?" I glanced up at him after stirring my coffee. I didn't need to listen, I already knew what happened.
"I was just thinking," I lied to him, my face and voice full of compassion. "I simply don't understand who would've done it" Glancing at him up and down I gave him a weak smile. "Maybe you should head to the bathroom, wash up a little."
"Alright," Inuyasha huffed as he stood up and shuffled to the bathroom. The moment he left a new inhabitant took his seat.
"You seem happy."
Sesshomaru glanced at me from the corner of his eyes. "Inuyasha is being humiliated, by a human no doubt."
"You'd rather be doing it?" I asked raising my eyebrow, he looked over at the wall, as if it was more amusing.
"This Sesshomaru never falls as low as revenge." He told me in all his arrogance and then added. "I return favors."
"Oh, that's so much better." Rolling my eyes, I can't help but grin as I poured a laxative into Inuyasha's coffee.
"Inuyasha is returning." With that he was gone.
And I tell you it don't mean jack, no it don't mean jack
I couldn't stop laughing, no I just couldn't help myself
See you messed up my mental health I was quite unwell
"Inuyasha?" I asked standing up, reaching my hand out as if I cared to stop him. "Are you leaving already?"
"I've got t-" In mid sentence he doubled over, grabbing his stomach, before running as fast as he could to the bathroom.
I nearly toppled on my bed with laughter, but I kept it silent, as he walked out, about to speak before he moaned and grabbed his stomach, heading back to the bathroom.
A good time after that, he was pale and sweating. "I'm really sorry about all this." I told him, patting his shoulder.
"Forget it," Inuyasha huffed, opening the door he slammed it shut. Causing my laughter to erupt. I thought I was about to fall back into my couch, I was mistaken as I hit the hard surface of another body. Glancing up I grinned at Sesshomaru.
"I do not see what is so humorous." Sesshomaru told me, that just made me laugh harder. "You have not even seen his face as he discovers his next endearment."
"Would you be so kind as to take me to his apartment?" I asked blinking innocently up at him. I watched as he resisted temptation to roll his eyes. With one fast action he was carrying me bridal style, and out the window.
I was thankful Inuyasha's apartment was not far from mine. Landing on a tree branch he held me close as we saw the lights flicker on. Glancing up at Sesshomaru I saw his nose crinkle in disgust, apparently Sango had drenched his apartment in bleach. I could smell it through the windows, I tried to hide another laugh.
"What the hell?!" Was the first scream I heard, followed by more inappropriate cursing. When he walked into the living room his ears were flat against his head and his eyes darting around like the devil himself was in the room.
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalala
By now I was choking on my laughter, without a second thought Sesshomaru had taken off again. Once we were a safe distance away, my laughter was let loose. Looking up at Sesshomaru I could tell the a smirk had graced his lips.
Landing as graceful as possible, I looked up at the building, it was a night club. "Sesshomaru, what are we doing here?" I asked glancing up at him.
Without a word he gently lead me through the doors. "I never imagined you the club type," I teased him allowing him to lead me to a booth, where Sango and Miroku were waiting.
"This Sesshomaru does not dwell in lowly places as this," he said taking a seat next to me. "This is where a place that my half brother would attend."
I shrugged, this was never part of my plan. "Whatever," turning to Miroku I flashed him a grin. "Thanks the laxatives worked great!"
"Now Kagome," Miroku started, I could see a hidden intent in his eyes. "I do not normally approve of this type of behavior, but for you..." I soon felt his hand on my leg.
Sesshomaru's lip curled as he let out a warning growl, causing Miroku to withdraw his hand, only for him to be slapped by Sango.
"My apologies." He said rubbing his face where he had been slapped.
"Save it monk." Sesshomaru growled and nodded at the door, where Inuyasha was entering from, I looked at him, as did the others. Sesshomaru gave me a gentle nudge causing me to look at him.
I could feel Inuyasha's eye's on us, but ignored it, opening my mouth to ask Sesshomaru what he wanted I was interrupted.
He had slowly been bringing his mouth closer to mine. As I opened my mouth our lips had collided. And it was heaven.
Getting revenge on Inuyasha was sweet. But kissing Sesshomaru was sweeter, and that's what makes me smile.
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Author's note: Haha, I like how that turned out. Anywho give me a review to tell me what you thought of it.