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The Devious Mind plotting of the Darker Kagome by Asmodeus

The Devious Mind Plotting of the Darker Kagome

The Devious Mind plotting of the Darker Kagome

[I rather do like the title >_]

If you don't like reading in this format.........TOO FREAKIN BAD!! *smirk

Current-Time/Place/Setting

February 13

920 hours

Shikon High School

Mrs. Kaede's Homeroom

Current Objective: Rape...*cough.....get Fluffy to agree to being my valentine >_

Kagome: Hi Sesshoumaru-kun!!!

Sesshoumaru: Mmmm......hey...

Kagome: You know what tomorrow is, don't you?

Sesshoumaru: *sigh.. The 14th why?

Kagome [eyes sparkling]: Good...and why is that day special?

Sesshoumaru [adjusting his reading glasses]: Well in Norway its Ballantine's day...and tomorrow we have a midterm paper due in Yura's class...

Kagome [Fire and Brimstone]: What the Fuck is Ballantine's day?? Tomorrow is VALENTINES DAY you FOOL!!!

Sesshoumaru: Oh yes, Valentines Day..

Kagome: So are you going to get me something?

Sesshoumaru [scoff] : And why would I go and waste my money on something like that?

Kagome [a bit hurt]: Because if you don't I'll just take something all on my own. [singsongy, and throw in an evil grin]

Sesshoumaru: You are by far one of the weirdest mortals I have ever come across.

Kagome: Hey that's mean!! *pouts...Its not my fault that I happen to be unique with my OWN personality and character and NOT a replica of the media!

Sesshoumaru:............[ignores]

Kagome: Well can I at least have a hug. [*puppy dog eyes]

Sesshoumaru: ....

Kagome: You are sooo mean [fake tears form]

Sesshoumaru: indeed......*hugs* [w/ 2 arms]

Kagome: *SQUEEEEE!!!!* ****dark thoughts***** [skips away]

Sesshoumaru: *raises eyebrow

~lunchtime~

Sango: Did you KNOW that Sesshoumaru called me EMO again!!!!! He doesn't even know who Panic at the Disco ARE!!!!! Nonetheless DBSK !!![or known as TVXQ]

Kagome: *swoon* [sips on green tea through straw -_-]

Sango: Kag..... Kagome........*arrgh.........KAGOME!!!!!!

Kagome: Huh what!!?? ARLHGLSDKFJ! *cough cough......*gag

Sango: [hits on back] Kagome, girl are you ok??

Kagome: Went down the wrong hole...[she says weakly]

Sango: Before your near death incident ....... Did you hear what I said?

Kagome: Yah yah! Something about Penguins ruling the world with a Mango...

Sango: ...

Kagome: *laughs.....Sango you sure do think of some weird things. [Walks away]

Sango: *chucks mango

Kagome: AAIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *falls

Sango: *chuckles darkly

February 14th

900 hours

Kagome: Soooooooooooooooooo what did you get me?

Sesshoumaru: Huh?

Kagome: Valentines Day? Gift? Kagome? Anything ringing a shrine bell?

Sesshoumaru: nope *grin

Kagome: *pout*....... You didn't get me anything?

Sesshoumaru: No why?

Kagome: *devious grin......That means I get to take something from you!! >_ *pleased smile

Sesshoumaru: *raises eyebrow* ........and that would be?

Kagome: *leans in... quick kiss ^_- *[ooh yeah!!!]

Sesshoumaru:............

[Fantasy World]    {this is were I live >_}

Sesshoumaru: *grabs Kagome...

*POP* [dark alley appears]

Kagome: *victory sign

Sesshoumaru: Now really, you didn't think I would let you get away with that....

Kagome: *bows head in submission* *blushes*

Sesshoumaru: *cocky grin* that's right. Know your place bitch

Kagome: *evil grin*

*BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT*

Kagome: MUAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cackles evilly [well duh!]

Sesshoumaru: WTF??!! 0.0

Kagome: Bitch my ASS!! Yah' I know my place.......on TOP

Sesshoumaru: *eyes widen*.......*notices chains holding his wrists and ankles bound*

Kagome: *evil glint*........or was is *lustful glint*...>>

Sesshoumaru: *scoff.......As if these meager chains can hold THIS Sesshoumaru down. You .....*pulls at chains..

Kagome: *tsks....Notice the Miko patent insignia on the cuffs? *eyes shimmer

Sesshoumaru: Well you know ..... If I may speak so bluntly.....This has ALWAYS been

a fantasy of mine.....*bangs hide eyes [classic serious pose]

Kagome: Well I guess your fantasy is about to become a reality!!!

And thus fate watched on with a bowl of popcorn as the two..........err one rode on till the rising of the REALITY finally set in......*shakes head

[Real World]    {boooooooring!}

Kagome: ^_^ ...... *grin

Sesshoumaru: 0.0 *shocked face........did you just kiss me?

Kagome: no.......that would not constitute as a kiss......a kiss would be thiiii.......

Sango: *grabs Kagome........NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! go with Rin Kagome!!

Kagome: *all attempts to flee thwarted........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: ............*cocks ears........Why do my wrists feel soar???

*evil cackle emanates through the ventilation system .....*cough cough *wheeze*.........or not

Asmo: hehehehe............sorry if you didn't enjoy it........OR understand what was going on........I know I thoroughly enjoyed writing it........However, please do voice your comments on it.....And who knows ..... If you guys do like it.....I guess I'll do some more in the future *grin >_

To continue these random stories however.......I wouldn't mind a few Reviews ^_^

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