Advice Column- Sesshoumaru Style by Natsuko

A Little Twisted Advice

Hey! Okay, this is going to be a "Dear Abby" kind of thing. You send us questions that you want Sesshoumaru to answer by sending us reviews or e-mails, either to NonEssentials@aol.com or Kilala81@aol.com, and we'll try to get Lord Sesshoumaru and Sesshou, (from the outtakes of "A Demon's Heart and Ultimate Sacrifice), to respond in kind. The examples here are all advice kinds of things, but you can also just ask them things that you want to know, about fighting, their life, etc. Occasionally, other characters will pop in to answer questions directed to them, or that merely attract their interest, so feel free to ask anything!

*These questions came from a YM magainze, we just reworded them slightly. We need some readers to send us some good questions to work with. These are just some quick examples*

Example:

Dear Sesshoumaru,

My boyfriend is very possessive. I want to split my time between him and my girl friends pretty evenly, but he still gets mad and says I don't spend enough time with him. What should I do?

Desperate!

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Dear Desperate!,

Even though you are a human, you have chosen this male as your mate. Your obligation is to him. He is possessive because you are his property. You should obey him and act as a proper mate should.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear Desperate!,

Hey, I speak from experience. He would probably love to go and hang out with you and all of your girlfriends. And if he doesn't, he's gay, so dump him and I know I would love to hang out with all of you... Are you guy's into slumber parties, because, that would be great!

Lots of Love,

Sesshou

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Dear Sesshoumaru,

I've had a crush on my best friend's older brother for months now, but I'm afraid to tell him. I don't know how he, or my best friend, would react to the news. Do you think I should tell him?

Confused

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Dear Confused,

I do not waste my time on such trivial human matters as this. Your annoy me and I think the world would be better if you chose not to mate at all.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear Confused,

I know this is you, Kagome! And I believe that your best friend's older brother would be very pleased and welcoming of your interest... (heh heh heh). As for InuYasha, who cares? 

Lots of Love,

Sesshou

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Dear Sesshoumaru,

I'm always trying new fad diets, but they never work for very long. I was curious about the new low-carb diets. What do you know about them? Do they work?

Calorie Counter

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Dear Calorie Counter,

Stupid human. I do not eat human food, but it is merely a source of nourishment for you. As for your question, the term "carb" means nothing to me. Do not bother me with such petty problems, or you shall meet the blade of my Tokijin.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear Calorie Counter

*Indignant squeak* Are trying to say that I'm fat? I don't know anything about diets because I don't need them! *hmph*

*Refusing to sign*