The House Of Magic by Kumi

Sometimes the Gods do hate you.

Authoress's Corner: Hi. Welcome to the first chapter of my story. Currently I'm bored and I decided to take it out on you guys, yes you the readers. I am also very pissed that youtube doesn't have the episodes of Yu Yu Hakusho that I want to watch...Mainly 26+. Damn. So if anyone has any illegal...I mean...er..What DO I mean? I know! If anyone has some ideas as to how I can watch the rest that would be nice ^ ^; Also I am going for....uhm, make it...2000+ words. And you can count too!

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Chapter 1: Sometimes the Gods do hate you.

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"Ah, what a beautiful day! Clouds in the sky, but no rain!" Kagome said happily when suddenly there was a crack and rain poured on the Inu group.

"You just had to open that stupid damn mouth of yours, didn't you Kagome." Inuyasha shouted and she sighed.

The Gods hated her. Everything that could go wrong did. First, she noticed she was out of tampons and was glad she shouldn't start until a few more days. That would be enough time to go home and get some more, but nooo she celebrated too soon.

As soon as she went to the hot springs to bathe that night she realized something. She was on her period. She counted the days several times and she came up with the same answer each time. It shouldn't have started today. The Gods must be laughing at her right now.

And then, earlier:

Kagome was hungry and asked Inuyasha if some berries were okay to eat. He told her yes, but no sooner had she eaten several of the berries she felt sick, moments later she threw up behind a log. Inuyasha was puzzled (Like that's new.) and inspected the berries.

"Oh," he said, "there are some poisonous ones here with some edible ones." He pointed to the dark green bush with red berries that was tangled with a dark green bush and some dark red berries...Apparently the dark red ones were poisonous.

"Poisonous?!" Kagome squeaked out and he nodded.

"Not fatal, but enough to make you sick." He said and she just glared at him.

'Well, DUH, what do you think I'm doing? Emptying my stomach contents for the hell of it??!!!' she thought and if looks could kill, Inuyasha would have been dead...Many times. But the Gods didn't hate Inuyasha enough to kill him for her, no; today she was their play thing.

Also:

"I'm glad these shoes have lasted me so long, I don't know what I would do if I had a hole in them." Kagome smiled and kicked some dirt up with her feet.

"A hole..?" Inuyasha asked and she looked at him.

"Yes, a hole. You know a break in something."

"I can see your sock."

"What?!" She looked down at her shoes and there enough was her big toe poking through...A hole.

And then:

Kagome : STOP TORTUING ME!

Authoress : Bu-bu-but it's fuunnn.

Kagome : *hits*No, it's not!

Authoress :Sorry, back to the story then.

Anyways, as you figured, Kagome's day was just...perfect. Even Sesshoumaru could tell that Kagome was in a foul mood. Inuyasha knew she wasn't happy, so he stayed up at the front, leading the group to Naraku, even though Sesshoumaru already knew that he was going the wrong way.

Miroku travelled behind everyone, claiming that the view was better (damn perverted monk!), Sango travelled beside Kagome, trying to strike a conversation with the miserable girl, and Shippou decided to walk with Kirara, it was safest.

Now, back to our favourite character Ka- (Kagome : I swear one more bad thing and you are going to get it)-Sesshoumaru! Yes, that's right, Sesshoumaru. The great Dog demon of the West. He was travelling in front of Miroku, behind Kagome and Sango and more to the side then the group.

Where was he? Diagonally behind and left from the girls, and diagonally left and in front of Miroku. Still don't understand? Well how about this: he is where he is so there. The rain did not stop until the evening, and by that time everyone was soaked...Except for Sesshoumaru, the perfect pompous ass he was. Kagome sneezed and felt an oncoming sickness. Damn, she can't get sick now.

"Wench, go dry off." Inuyasha ordered. That should keep her healthy.

"Inuyasha, how many times do I tell you not to call me wench?" Demanded an angry Kagome and his ears flattened against his skull.

"Feh, like I care what you say." he said and she exploded inside, all her anger from today was let out on Inuyasha.

"SIT YOU FLEA BITTEN MONGREL!" She yelled at the top of her lungs, knowing full well that she was going to get a sore throat later. "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!!"

Sango sighed, and Miroku chuckled. The most amused was Sesshoumaru, but by his icey look, no one could tell.

'It seems,' he deducted, 'that Inuyasha is beaten by a female, a human female at that.' his eyes danced merrily with amusement at his thoughts.

Kagome left Inuyasha in his crater, and headed for the hot springs to bathe. Reaching the hot springs she opened up her bag and took out the plastic covered clothes and towel. Her mom was so smart. Grabbing her shampoo and conditioner bottles, she undressed and got in the water. Finally, she could relax. Dunking to wet her hair she reached up for her shampoo bottle when she grabbed something soft, muscular, and....totally Sesshoumaru's ankle.

"Gah!" She said and covered her breasts from him.

"Is that a human thing to shout, or are you the only one that does it?" He asked in a cold tone and she looked at him wide eyed.

"What are you doing here Sesshoumaru, I'm bathing."

"I see that. Well, I'm sure the hot springs is big enough for two. "He said and she blushed madly.

"You can wait until I'm done." She stated and he gave her a hard look with his amber eyes.

"No."

"Why?"

"Why not?"

"Hm."

"Don't worry, nothing about your body interest me."

She looked at him with her mouth wide open and went to say something when...

"That is most unattractive, are you trying to catch flies?"

She closed her mouth with a snap and went to get her shampoo bottle, hoping to ignore the pompous ass across from her in the springs. She looked around and saw that her bottle was no where to be seen.

"Kuso!" She muttered.

"What?"

"I lost my--" She turned around just in time to see Sesshoumaru sniffing the shampoo bottle contents and reading the directions. Then he proceeded to dump the ENTIRE bottle on his head and work it into lather.

"You bastard," She yelled, "that was my last bottle!" All he did was raise a brow and dunk. He then dumped the ENTIRE contents of conditioner on his head and rubbed it in, and dunked.

'That bastard, as if he needed it.'

"Was that an invention from your homeland?" he asked and she looked at him.

"Yes, and now, thanks to you, I have to go back soon, and get some more."

"Hn." he said and stood up to get out of the water.

"Ah, couldn't you warn me? Or at least be modest." she said and he looked at her turned away form.

"I have nothing to be modest about, this Sesshoumaru is perfect." he said and put his clothes on. She waited until he left until she finished bathing before she dried herself off and got dressed.

When Kagome got back to camp, she noticed that Inuyasha wasn't there and sighed. No surprise. Shippou asked her to make something to eat, so she made ramen. Inuyasha's favourite. She held out a bowl to Sesshoumaru but he did not take it.

"I do not eat human food." was all he said and she took the bowl and put it with Inuyasha's, more for him then. (659 words to go) Kagome finished her food and pulled out a text book and started to read it. She might as well learn stuff while she had nothing to do. Sango and Miroku were in a conversation and she had a feeling that anytime now he would grope Sango.

Whack

"You pervert!" Sango yelled as she left a red handprint on the monks face and he grinned perversely. Sesshoumaru watched with utter boredom, and then turned to the miko. She was reading something. History was the title. He didn't know that she was educated, and that sort of caught him of guard. What village actually taught the women?

"Miko, your village educates women?" He asked, and he knew that sounded sexist, but he didn't care.

"Yes, in fact they do. Everyone gets educated, even the poor." She said a flare of anger in her eyes as she looked at the arrogant pompous ass. Her new favourite name for him.

"Oh, and Miko."

"Yes?"

"I am not a bastard as you so kindly called me back at the hot springs. Inuyasha is the bastard." She looked at him in horror. Did he have to mention the hot springs, because now Sango, Miroku, Shippou and even Kirara had their eyes focused on her. Well, Mr. I-am-too-good-for-anyone was just going to see she doesn't give up that easily.

"Oh yes, I do recall saying that to you when you flashed me and used up all my shampoo and conditioner." Ha take that you bastard!

"Hn." was all he said.

Looking smug at her new found victory, Kagome put down her book and decided to go to sleep. So what if Inuyasha wasn't there, guess his ramen would get cold. He would not be happy in the morning. Nope. Surprisingly to her, thoughts of Sesshoumaru naked flooded her mind and she fell into a blissful sleep.

"So, is that all that happened at the hot springs, Sesshoumaru-sama?" Miroku asked, once again perverted thoughts filled his mind about Sesshoumaru and Kagome doing 'it'.

"Monk, if you are suggesting that I would lower myself to have sex with the miko, you are mistaken." he said in his usually cold, bored tone and Miroku's grin disappeared.

"But Kagome is such a lovely person, surely you couldn't help but admire the great beauty the Gods gave her."

"Hn, beauty indeed." Was all he said before hopping up into the tree branches to get away from the human's questions. It's not like he was going to sleep, and leave them unguarded, no, that is something only his worthless hanyou half brother would do.(224 more words to go. YAY)

Miroku and Sango continued their conversation until it got really late. There was no sign of Inuyasha, and they didn't know if they should worry or not.

"Sango, don't worry about him." Miroku said and she looked at him.

"Do you think he is with Kikyo?" She whispered the name because she didn't want kagome to hear. That is, if she was awake.

"I don't know for sure, but I am guessing that he is because where else would he go?"

Sango sighed. "Good point."

"Don't fret Sango dear, someday Inuyasha won't have Kagome's love anymore, and when that time comes, he will be the one who is hurting."

'Such wise words from the mouth of a pervert.' Sesshoumaru mused and went back to leaning on his branch.

Sango laid down and tried to go to sleep. She just hoped that Inuyasha would have the decency to bathe so Kikyo's scent wouldn't be on him. She sighed again,' that would require brains on Inuyasha's part.'

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Sesshoumaru: Women shouldn't be educated.

Kagome: *throws a book at him*

Sesshoumaru: Wench, did you just throw a book at this Sesshoumaru?!

Authoress: Nows not the time to fight! *draws Sesshoumaru naked.*

Kagome: Ooo very nice drawing, it's better than the real thing!

Sesshoumaru: *Pulls Kagome close*

Kagome: On second hand....*Glomps*

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