Talking to Mr. Direct by Midnight_youkai

Talking to Mr. Direct

Kagome: [walking home after work, bump into someone] Wha..?! [Looks into golden eyes]

Sesshoumaru: Hi.

Kagome: Hi...?

Sesshoumaru: my name is Sesshoumaru.

Kagome:

Sesshoumaru: What's your name?

Kagome: Huh? My name? It's Kagome.

Sesshoumaru: Kagame...

Kagome: It is K-A-G-O-M-E. Kagome. Not Kagame.

Sesshoumaru: Kagome. Sorry.

Kagome: It's okay.

Sesshoumaru: Kagome... So, you wanna go and have a cup of coffee together?

Kagome: Why not? [Shrugs]

Sesshoumaru: [walking towards nearest café together.] So, what's your job?

Kagome: Accounting.

Sesshoumaru: Oh... Do you have a boyfriend?

Kagome: What?!

Sesshoumaru: [shakes head violently] Nothing, nothing. How old are you?

Kagome: [looks at Sesshoumaru.] Younger than you, that's for sure.

Sesshoumaru: [upset.] Are you saying that I'm old?

Kagome: [shakes head.] No.

Sesshoumaru: [relieved] that's good. Where are you going after this? [They entered a café, sat down and each ordered a cup of coffee.]

Kagome: I don't know.

Sesshoumaru: [grinning.] How about going to a hotel with me?

Kagome: WHAT?!

Sesshoumaru: [shakes head violently.] Nothing, nothing.

Kagome: [did not say anything, just stared at Sesshoumaru suspiciously.]

Sesshoumaru: what's your hobby?

Kagome: Reading.

Sesshoumaru: Me too.

Kagome: [surprised] really? What kind of books do you like?

Sesshoumaru: Comics

Kagome: [rolls eyes] what kind? Inuyasha comics?

Sesshoumaru: [shakes head] Pornographic comics.

Kagome: What the hell..?!

Sesshoumaru: Sorry!

Kagome: [shrugs] everyone has different interests.

Sesshoumaru: [nods] mine is just a bit of..... [Struggles for a word to describe his 'interest']

Kagome: [helpfully] rare?

Sesshoumaru: [mutters] horny is more like it. [thinks for a while] do you like music?

Kagome: [nods] Yep! I like music too.

Sesshoumaru: What type of music?

Kagome: I like classical music; it's so soothing and romantic. You?

Sesshoumaru: [looks dismayed] I like Rock and Roll.

Kagome: [shrugs] another example of 'different people have different interests'.

Sesshoumaru: [suddenly] are you a virgin?

Kagome: WHAT?!

Sesshoumaru: [shakes head violently] Nothing, nothing.

Kagome: [takes a sip of coffee]

Kagome: [looks at Sesshoumaru for the first time closely.]

Sesshoumaru: Erm... ah... What kind of guys you... urm... go for?

Kagome: Hmm... Someone with the same interest as me, subtle, handsome, cute, humorous, humble, sexy, strong....

Sesshoumaru:

Kagome: ... caring, patient, understanding, and he also must be a university graduate, have a Master's Degree...

Sesshoumaru:

Kagome: I think I covered everything. [Thinks for a while] Yeah, I did.

Sesshoumaru: [stares at Kagome, open-mouthed.] why is your expectations so high?! How do you expect me to meet them? I don't even know what a Master's degree is!

Kagome: [blinks at Sesshoumaru] why do you want to meet it in the first place?

Sesshoumaru: [turns red and stares at his coffee cup] I- I like you...

Kagome: What?!

Sesshoumaru: I have been watching you going home from work for days.

Kagome: [looks at Sesshoumaru dumbly] watching me?

Sesshoumaru: I wait for my younger brother at the bend everyday at 8.30 to bring him home from school. That's when you walk past everyday.

Kagome: [loss for words] [turns red]

Sesshoumaru: [turns red] I didn't know that your expectations are so high...

Kagome: you know, you aren't really that bad.

Sesshoumaru: [eyes light up] really? I have a chance?

Kagome: [looks secretly amused] yeah.

Sesshoumaru: [looks excited] really? You are willing to go to a hotel with me?

Kagome: [shakes head violently] no! It's too early. I barely know you.

Sesshoumaru: [looks at Kagome seductively] you can know me better in bed.

Kagome: Oh no, you don't. [Looks at her watch] oh my god, look at the time. I have to go home now.

Sesshoumaru: [waves to waitress, calling for the bill] I'll take you home.

Kagome: No need, I live very near.

Sesshoumaru: [as he pays the bill] can we do this again tomorrow?

Kagome: Only if you stop asking me to go to a hotel with you.

Sesshoumaru: Okay! Bye, good night and sweet dreams.

Kagome: You too. [As she leaves the café]

Sesshoumaru: Being direct works.