Crazy As Love Gets by Blue-kisses
Crazy As Love Gets
Yay a new story, fairly short based on a convo between some good friends of mine about my (now ex) boyfriend.
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Inuyasha and Miroku walk up to a working Kagome.
Kagome: Hey guys.
Miroku: He Kaggie (My nicknames Britty...)
*Uncomfortable silence*
Kagome: Um, is there something you guys wanna tell me?
Miroku: You tell her Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: No you tell her.
Miroku: No you-
Kagome: GOD DAMMIT ONE OF YOU TELL ME!
*Both men shrink back, staring fearfully*
Inuyasha: *Returning from his fear* Keh, I'll tell her.
Kagome: *huffily* Good, get to it buster.
Inuyasha: What would you do if Sesshoumaru broke up with you?
Kagome: *shrugs* I dunno.
Inuyasha Tell me!
Kagome: I dunno.
Inuyasha: Tell me dammit!
Kagome: I don't know!
Inuyasha: Fine I'll tell Sesshoumaru that you'll cry ur pretty wil eyes out then bow down to he shrine you've made of him, then we'll all be so god damn happy, so happy that flowers will pop from the earth, singing the teletubby song! *STOMPS AWAY IN ANGER TO TELL HIS BROTHER*
Kagome: I have a shrine?
Miroku: *shrugs*
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Ok, that was kind weird but yes I had a friend say that to me O.o Eyes may pop out now, I found it relatively funny, but hey tell me what ya thinks kk?