The Discovery of the Catalog by Hoshi Phoenix
An Interesting Find
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN Inuyasha nor Victoria's Secret.
A/N: I got this idea for this story wondering around the mall the other day and decided to have a go at it! Enjoy! Its only a one-shot but if everyone likes it then I'll add more chapters!
**Ash**
** This Chapter has been revised!**
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The coast was clear as a purple and black figure quietly made his way over to a huge yellow backpack. Looking around again he quickly opened the bag and began to empty its contents. Taking out various items such as food, first aid kit, clothes etc. he found the bottom where the books lay. At the bottom he saw a bundle of paper looking at it curiously he grabbed it out of the bag and quickly re-packed the bag once again.
As Miroku walked over to the tree base to sit down he began to look at the cover of this bundle of paper. Looking at it closer he realized there was a scantily dressed woman on the front of the paper posing provocatively. At this his eyes widened and stared at the picture before him.
'Is this how all the women in Kagome's time dress like ?', he thought as he began to flip there the catalog stopping on a page that had lingeries.
'I wonder what Sango would look like wearing this', as he imagined Sango wearing those "clothes" and immediately got aroused at the thought as a lechous smile appeared on his face.
Feeling the sudden powerful aura approaching camp he quickly hid the catalog behind his back as Inuyasha came bounding into the clearing.Inuyasha glanced around the clearing before his eyes landed on Miroku who was fidgeting. He narrowed his eyes slightly and headed over to the monk before sitting down directly in front of him.
"What are you doing Miroku? Have you been spying on Kagome and Sango again while they bath?", he question as he stared hard at the monk who was avoiding his look.
"Why no Inuyasha! I would never do that!", Miroku said innocently as Inuyasha growled and got prepared to slug Miroku.
"So you did, did you. I knew it! Your dead now!", he said as got up and was fixing to beat the hell out of the monk when Miroku shouted something that made Inuyasha stop what he was doing.
"No, I really didn't go spy on them but I found something interesting of Kagome's though", he said hoping Inuyasha would sit down and not continue with his plan.
With a huff Inuyasha sat down again and waited for the monk to continue but the only answer he got was a bundle of paper thrown into his lap.
"What is this?", Inuyasha asked as he opened it and then immediately closed with a blush on his cheeks.
Miroku started laughing at Inuyasha antics when the hanyou in question hit him in the head.
"What the hell is this Miroku?! Did you go threw Kagome's bag just for this?!", Inuyasha yelled as he growled at him.
"Of course not. I was just curious as to what was in her bag thats all and I just happened to find that. Though I can't say I would not mind if both Kagome and Sango wore this clothes", he said wistfully as a fist connected with his head.
"Damn pervert!", Inuyasha said as Miroku shook his head trying to lessen the pain.
"Oh come on Inuyasha you cannot honestly say that if Kagome was to wear this you wouldn't try to mate her right then?", Miroku question as Inuyasha turned red and started to stutter.
"T-th-thats not the point Miroku!", Inuyasha said with a huff and sat back down again.
Glancing at the catalog again as his curiousity got the better of him he began to look through the book. Soon Miroku and himself were engrossed in the images of half naked women. Not even noticing the presenece of another being approaching.
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*Hot Spring*
"Is it me or is it too quiet?", Kagome asked as she looked over to Sango.
"Yea, does seem a little quiet. I swear if that monk is spying on us again I will beat him till he can't produce children!", Sango said heatedly as she began to look around the area of the hot springs not noticing the intense golden amber eyes that were staring at them.
Kagome tensed when she felt aura but calmed down when it disappeared.
'Weird, the aura felt very familar but who was it?', she thought as they finished bathing and got dressed to go back to camp. Neither one ready for what was to come.
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'Why am I going low as to spy on ningens?', a figure asked himself as he quickly left the area when the wench named Kagome seemed to have located him.
'Why am I so intrigued by my brother's wench?', the figure thought as he followed the aroused scent of his half-brother and monk in the camp.
'And what on earth are they reading that has them so interested that they cannot sense this Sesshomaru', he thought as he prepared to make his presence known.
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"So do all women in Kagome's time really dress like this?", Miroku asked as they flipped page after page both were equally turned on by what the women in the catalog were wearing.
Inuyasha shifted uncomfortably before answering,"Of course not these are woren under the clothes". Miroku nodded as they continued looking at the catalog before Inuyasha jumped up and pulled Tessaiga out. Sesshomaru made his presence known as Inuyasha faced him.
"Sesshomaru what the hell do you want!", Inuyasha growled as Sesshomaru glanced around the clearing before his eyes landed on a bundle of paper laying on the ground in front of the boys.
"I do not need to explain myself to you half-breed", he said as he dashed before Inuyasha grabbing up the paper. Sesshomaru smirked when he saw Inuyasha and Miroku's faces go pale.
"So this is what has gotten your attention little brother? A bundle of paper filled with half-naked ningen's? Why is your mate not doing her job to satsify you?", he smirked as Inuyasha's face turned red with anger.
"She's not my mate! And I did not need to tell you why I was looking at that!", Inuyasha yelled as Miroku chuckled slightly. Sesshomaru merely turned and took a sat by the tree and proceeded to look at the catalog of half-naked ningens as Inuyasha and Miroku looked at him with shock. Sesshomaru merely raised a eyebrow at what he was looking at.
'So this is what has gotten them so aroused. I can understand why, these women are attractive, even if they are ningens', he thought as he continued to look threw the catalog when he felt Kagome, Sango and the fox kit and neko coming closer to the clearing. He continued to look till they made there presence known.
At this time Kagome, Sango, Shippo and Kilala came bursting into the clearing. Everyone stopped what they were doing. Kagome looked around and noticed Inuyasha looking at Sesshomaru who was there sitting on the ground looking her magazine!
"Hey! That's my Victoria's Secret Catalog! What are you doing with it Sesshomaru!", Kagome yelled at the surpised Taiyoukai. Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes slightly before smirking at her.
"So this is what you wear is it not Kagome?", Sesshomaru asked in seductive tone that surpised everyone including himself.
"Uhhh..ummm....Well you see...", she stuttered as she turned red with embarassment. Sesshomaru took that as a yes and chuckled. Inuyasha looked at her with shock on his face and Miroku, well he had his lechous grin on his face.
'Did he just laugh at me', she thought then proceeded to get angry when she heard Inuyasha laughing as well.
"Inuyasha SIT BOY!", she yelled as Inuyasha fell to the ground with a string of curses that would make a sailor blush.
"My dear Sango would you wear these clothes from Kagome's time for me because if you do I will make it worth your while", he said grinning as Sango turned red and attacked the monk who tried to run away only to be tackled by the angry Taijya.
Sango stood up dusting herself off while Kagome took a deep breath from sitting Inuyasha while Shippo hid behind a amused Kilala.
Sesshomaru who had watched the scene from the side decided to take action.
Sesshomaru quickly picked the catalog and put it in his haori while he picked Kagome up and threw her over his shoulder as he took to the sky. Kagome squeaked as she felt someone pick her up and put her on a firm hard shoulder. Her eyes widened as she saw that it was Sesshomaru!
"Sesshomaru! Put me down now!", Kagome all but yelled as she wiggled to get off.
"No", he simply said as he continued to his castle.
"What do you want with me?", she asked getting slightly scared at what he might do to her.
"I want to know Victoria's Secret and to see these "clothes", he said as he glanced her with a smirk on his face. Kagome was red in the face at his meaning.
"There is no secret that is just a name for that market", she told him but knew he wasn't listening. She propped her elbow up on his back as she watched the sunset while he watch a head.
'And all this started because of that damn monk's curiousity of that catalog! I knew I shouldn't have brought it!', Kagome silently fumed as they both became a blur in the setting sun.
'I will know Victoria's Secret as well to why this Kagome intrigues me so much', smirked the arrogant Taiyoukai as they flew out into the sunset.
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Ash: So what do you think?
Kagome: I got kidnapped because of a Victoria's Secret Catalog! And Inuyasha was reading it that pervert!
Inuyasha: Hey! I'm not a pervert it was that damn monks fault! He was the one who went in your bag!
Miroku: I was only curious about your bag Kagome : he looks away dreaming of Sango wearing the clothes:
Sango: Yea and looked what happened! Sesshomaru kidnapped her! :in walks Sesshomaru:
Sesshomaru: Silence! I will not explain my reasons for doing so :picks up a shocked Kagome:
Ash: This is getting juicy! :rubs hands together:
Inuyasha: Hey put her down! She's mine! I want her to wear those "clothes" for me! :turns red:
Kagome: Inuyasha you pervert! SIT BOY! :Inuyasha falls to the ground:
Sesshomaru: We leave for I would really like to see these "clothes" :leaves with a lusting look in his eyes:
Kagome: :looks shocked, then smiles:
Ash: Hahahaha the plan has worked!
Inuyasha: Hey! What about me? :sees Ash grinning backs away slowly:
Ash: You can be my little doggie I have lots of Ramen! :Inuyasha stops then proceeds to kidnap Ash:
Inuyasha: Take me to your Ramen wench! :leaps off with a pouting Ash on his back:
Ash: so much for being nice :pouts:
Kagome: Review everyone! :picked up by Sesshomaru and flies away:
So what do you think! I know its cheesy but I was in a goofy mood when this idea came along! Please review I want to know what ya'll think! No flames though!
Sayonara,
**Ash**