DAMN!!!! You are good!
You have GOT to update this story. Its killing me. lol

UPDATE!

Wow, this is a really original idea and unfortunately you really don't see many like that in the Sess/Kag fanworld ^^; You did a PERFECT job characterizing EVERYONE, I wouldn't have been suprised if you were Rumiko in diguise, it was so good. Oh, look at my gushing- I'll shush now because there is no way that I could possibly express how impressed I am with your story.