I'm slowly de-evolving into a small burrowing mammal. Omnivorous and highly voracious. Like a pocket-sized wolverine or a tiny poked badger.

OCCUPATION

Human Resources, though freelancing in Small Poked Badger Resources

INTERESTS
The North American Megan is native to the warm climes of the Southwest. The traditional diet of worms and grubs is supplemented with the occasional frozen burrito or Slurpee. Her vivid plumage warns predators of her venomous wit and razor-like cynicism.

FAVORITE MUSIC
Currently I'm jonesing for Muse as it reminds me of an immense rock opera with valkyries being hurled around onstage via Deus ex Machina. Oh and also Nephew: the Danish band that makes me proud that I might have one lowly speck of blood from that region so I can claim them as my own.

FAVORITE MOVIES
Army of Darkness Dogma Ghostbusters Hellboy Blazing Saddles Airplane! Aliens Wall-E Suicide Girls' Guide to Living (not technically a movie but get off my back!) and of course the ones I make in my bedroom to support my caffeine habit. Will exploit self for coffee. Perhaps you've seen my charity "Disinterested Half-Hearted Handjobs for Frappuchinos"? No? Well nobody better take that domain name till I snag it. Jerks.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS
I like to sit at home and watch "Good Eats" without my pants on. Oh and I like to also watch "Monsters Inside Me" to play the Guess the Horrible Parasite game. I'd turn it into a drinking game but being inebriated and hearing about all sorts of stuff living inside people sounds like a bad bad bad idea.

FAVORITE BOOKS
Anything by Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett Battle Royale and my favorite MLA style handbook. Properly-formatted "works cited" pages get me hot.

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
Oh good lord. Here's a list of crap I'm playing currently simultaneously till my eyes hemorrhage: Diablo II (holy hell people still do Baal runs) World of Warcraft Warcraft III (twice the nerdidity!) Titan Quest Sims 2 Scribblenauts and Starcraft II. Blizzard owns me. On a side note if anyone would like to buy me a new PS3 I would be greatly appreciative. In my pants. I had to sell all my stuff when i moved so I'm trying to find a bleeding heart that accepts eternal gratitude and/or sexual favors in exchange for rebuilding my gaming library.