Once upon a time a young woman found herself lost in an unfamiliar town with only her headlights to guide her. Finally, tired and almost out of gas she pulled off at an old manor hoping there might be someone with a phone...or at least a handful of toilet paper. When she knocked on the door it opened and since she wasn't exactly breaking she decided she might as well enter. There was a light at the end of the hall and she followed it to a large, formal dining room where the only furnishing was a long table filled to the bending point with food and drink. Upon the sight the beast within her stomach awoke and demanded attention, so as she passed by on her search she snagged a small piece of fruit and popped it in her mouth. And since no mortal had seen ambrosia in a thousand years she had no idea what she had truly done.... |