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Drunk ass Sesshomaru XD -Part 2-
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I just really enjoyed the thought of having Sesshomaru being all melodramtic when he's punch drunk. :3
Hence the second picture.XD
I didn't put any dialogue.
I encourage you Dokugan's to place your own dialogues here. XDDD
Hence the second picture.XD
I didn't put any dialogue.
I encourage you Dokugan's to place your own dialogues here. XDDD
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06.08.2010 05:28:40
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"Bring me more of this drink, miko. Though this one sin-sin-sin- sincerely doubts you are aware the proper way you should act as the mate of the lord of the west, you should attempt to act ac-accordingly. "
Kagome's eye twitched. "Oh?"
"Indeed. You should act with more re... refinement! And with a much more docile and submissive temperment, as is befitting of your position as the woman who rules by my side and graces my bed."
Kagome gaped at her mate. She made to speak, but he continued.
"It is a pity you lack any such qualities. No. Your wildness is remi-reni-reminiscent of that of a common peasant. Or perhaps a whore. Have you been working in brothels lately miko? That would explain your uncouth behavior."
Kagome glared at Sesshomaru as he continued to preach about her terrible, unladylike behavior. She was never giving him any alcoholic drinks ever again. And she was kicking him out of their bedroom. She didn't care if he only said it while he was drunk. He had called her a whore!
Totally my favorite thus far XD
What I think he is saying:
"It does not bother me that the old bashtard left Ishu...Inshu...Inyushu...*gigglesnort* ahem... the half-breed his fang. Sh'not like I want to carry the old bashtard's teeth around... This Seshmo...Sessmo...Sh-sh-shemomamu? Phfftttttt....hic... I AM NOT A TEETH FAIRY! *gulping drink* But, you gotta undershtand, Kagmeh! Did he have to leave the *hic* whelp the BIG damn sword? Did he evenin' think that maybe I might want a big damn sword?"
Kagome couldn't help the glare she sent her mate as she mumbled under her breath, "You said it, not me." From the looks of it, neither of them would be getting a "big damn sword" tonight, and the infuriated miko went to look for her camera phone... there was no way she wasn't going to get this on record. Besides, what better revenge for ruining their anniversary than to send her dear brother-in-law some prime blackmail material.
" Bastard. Now was it salad or ham today?"
(AsTheEmbersFad e does blame this on her friend steve... stupid sandwich jokes TT__TT)
Kagome is furious that the drunk Sesshoumaru has said that to belittle her.
Kagome thoughts "I can't kill him... but maybe a nice conk on the head with a miko empowered fist might help a bit."
And Kagome's Death glare is saying 'You bastard! It'll be the couch for the next 2 weeks!!'