Stupid Ponies by SmexyHajiSan

Stupid Ponies

Snort, grunt, growl

Snort, grunt, growl

Sesshomaru stood, quietly and as confident as ever. His golden eyes were locked onto his enemy who stood cockingly in the opossite side of the corral.

It was July in Arizona when Sesshomaru and his mate Kagome had decided to take a vacation (well more like Kagome) to one of her friend's house. Well no one had told him that her "friend's house" was actually a ranch. That's right, a ranch. Filled with nothing but sand and cactus. All exept for his little pain in the ass he now currently faced off with.

Snort, grunt, growl

Snort, grunt, growl

What in all the hells could cause The Great Sesshomaru so much trouble? Well it had four legs, fur, and the evilist personality you could ever imagine. No it wasn't a dog and it wasn't a cat... it was a shetland pony... 0.o

But not just any shetland pony. This was the devil in sheep's clothes. Ever since Sesshomaru had gotten here this little pakage of chaos had done nothing but humiliate and annoy him.

First he had tripped him. Then he pushed him into the creek. Next he so affecionatly spooked his horse which caused an unneeded bucking frenzy (and a sore ass may I mind you). But now he crossed the line when he had kicked him in the nuts that morning just because he hadn't givien him enough hay.

But after so much suffering and humiliation that pony was finally going to get his. Which finally brings us back to our current predicament.

The ranch owners (Haji and Tatiana) and Kagome sat on the railing of the corral. Kagome was nevously biting her nails while the other two just sat there and shook their heads.

Unlike Sesshomaru these three knew what the little pony was capable of and had tried to warn the now doomed male but he had refused to aknowlage it. Because of this, the paramedics were on stand by.

Snort, grunt, growl

Snort, grunt, growl

"Get ready for a trip to the glue factory you little hellion," Sesshomaru hissed though clenched teeth as he took a step forward...

"They call me El Diablo for a reason," a dark voice said as the little pony took a step forward

Confused the inu looked around to see where the voice had come from.

"Down here you stupid dog!" The pony snapped as he took another step forward.

"You... You can talk?" said stupid dog asked in amazement.

"It seems that I was right in assuming that your stupidity ran deep," El Diablo continued to taunght with another step.

"Oh shit..." the trio said with an impending sense of doom in thier voices.