Chat History by susie

Chapter 1

Chat History  

9/19/2020 

Can you tell Inuyasha to call me please? 

He’s doing you a favor

Please give him a break long enough to call his girlfriend

And which girlfriend is this? 

Haha very funny

I do not know which one you are

or what that whelp told you 

but he is not with me 

I know he’s helping you move today

Do you?   

Where am I moving? 

Oldtown

Address? 

He didn’t say 

Well, I have an address for you

You may come see the state of my living situation for yourself

Or, I can give you the address of the other one,

 which is surely home to his true location

You just have to tell me who you are

Kagome

Fool

425 Shikon way 

Chat History 

9/20/2020 

That bastard! 

I see my assumption was correct? 

I just wanted to say thanks

I guess ‘bros over hoes’ isn’t a universal rule

Perhaps it is,  

however it would not qualify here. 

I never considered that half-breed my brother

I also never considered you such a thing 

I guess it's ‘mikos over half-bros?’ 

Anyway, thanks for being straight with me   

It would have been worse to hear later on

Why? 

Why, miko? 

Bc, I hadn’t slept with him yet, okay!   

We were waiting until our 6-month anniversary tonight

It would have been a mistake

Indeed 

Consider yourself lucky 

I do

Lucky I called you

And lucky you didn’t cover for him

He was a fool to assume I would

He was also a fool to betray you  

Now he is stuck with her  

He could have had better 

He is quite upset with me =) 

I’m sorry to cause you problems

I relish upsetting him

Well, then.   

Glad I could help, I guess. 

I bet I know what would make him really mad... 

?? 

Give me your address

??! 

What’s wrong?  Do you have  IT?  

Impossible 

I have not left my home in months 

Me either

except to go to the store

I have shoppers for that 

Well, la-di dah 

You wore a mask, I assume? 

Of course  

I’m not an animal

Do not be racist

Sorry.   

But if you're so scared,  

I guess I don’t have to come over... 

206 Daiyoukai way 

Are you alone? 

No one has been inside my home  

since this pandemic began  

Or ever   

I am a private man 

That must be lonely

Says the woman who dated someone  six months   

without consummating the relationship 

And I am glad I didn’t

Me too 

This pandemic has me antsy

How about you? 

Come over 

This would kill your brother

Half-brother

 =) Hurry 

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A/N:  This is just laziness meets pure love of dialogue, with a little corona topical mixed in.  Let me know if you want more, I can add to it.