“Fuck no you ain’t going back fucking naked! You might blind someone, you arrogant jackass! Kaede might have a stroke or a heart attack or something. Besides, you can’t walk around a human village showing off your shit like that.” Inuyasha waved his hand in the direction of Sesshomaru’s groin. “That’s just what we need; another reason for the humans to hate youkai.”
BEST PARAGRAPH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smittee (Chapter 1) - Tue 26 Jan 2010
LMAO! I love the comment out Inuaysha and his.. reading abilities. It was the best part of it all, though I did love all of it. XDD Great job there.
“Nah. I’ve been wearing the stuff your mom bought me. I like the material. It’s not as hot, besides those brief things are great. My junk doesn’t flop around anymore.”
“Junk?” Sesshomaru repeated, looking at Kagome. She whispered the answer in his ear.
“Never again will you refer to your junk in front of my mate, hanyou. You wouldn’t have any problems with your apparel if you dressed correctly.” <- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *giggles*
This is cute and funny! I especially liked the line: Never again will you refer to your junk in front of my mate, hanyou.
Drianax (Chapter 1) - Thu 21 Jan 2010
That was priceless! LMAO! And the title -- I can just see Inuyasha screaming that (the title) like Kuzco did in "The Emporer's New Groove" as he eyeballed the results of the explosion! Anyway...thanks for making me smile!
Haha! I love how you described his pants looked like they were from a bad 80’s music video. That and Inuyasha reaction to them . >D
Awesome job! Karma is given.
Ruriame (Chapter 1) - Thu 21 Jan 2010
“Damn it, Kagome. Would you stop talking to him like that? I just got used to tolerable Sesshomaru, and have only recently met hentai Sesshomaru, and have no desire to listen to what he actually thinks. I liked him better before he talked. He’s worse than the monk.”
I LOVED that sentence for some reason. It was priceless. Nice job :)
Dani (Chapter 1) - Wed 20 Jan 2010
I love hentai Sesshomaru! This was hilarious! Too bad it's only a one shot :( But thanks for posting this, it was great!
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