I want to laugh so hard right now at this chapter but I am at work and I dont have anything to show for if my co workers want to laugh too. God I hurt~~~

Oh, I love you for this "chapter", and for the previous one on incorrect word usage. I will never "except" those who do not "accept" the fact that grammar, spelling and correct word usage is key for a good story that is easy and pleasurable to read. The rest of your chapters just make me giggle. A hearty cheers to you mate! -Zoku-

Haha, I hate the inner-voice thing. Glad to see a parody of that one in here at last. ^__^ However, if you're going to make a mockery of bad fanfiction, make certain you're not mocking yourself! I don't think it's possible to have "a conscious," at least not going by any standard definitions of the word. You were probably thinking of "conscience," the inner sense of right or wrong? If I'm incorrect in this (since I seem to see it a lot) maybe somebody could enlighten me? ^_^

AHHHHH!!! You have no idea how close I am to copying this chapter into Word and *fixing* it! And I've done that before, just to make it readable, only for the story to turn out to be terrible. *sigh* I live this fic.

Oooh, HATE that. It definately will ruin the flow of a story, not to mention make it hard to take seriously. Haha, LOVED the cheesy-ness!

I know! I can never help but laugh when authors use the wrong verb-age. I always tend to picture that instead... LMAO! Oh, that was great. I've officially died from laughter. XD

LMAO, where we would be without our betas... "Cooking pot?" "Flower pot." I have to admit, this is pretty hilarious!

oh, and another idea. do you know the stories that go: "I think your just jealous" *Kagome folds her arms over chest* "Hn" *sesshoumaru raises an eyebrow* "Don't 'Hn' me!" *kagome stomps her feet* >_>;; ah, those terribly annoying * signs amateur authors use for their characters' actions.

HAHA! i love you, you know that? these days, it's so difficult to find a good story without all those annoying habits authors have, that you showed in your chapters. especially, the paragraph chapter. i can't help but want more! your chapters are hilarious, and i hope you continue writing~ P.s: there's also the "Kagome gets betrayed by inuyasha who chooses kikyou, and runs into sesshoumaru" plot. (x

Ars fanfica! Bulls eye!

Honestly...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! This particular work should be recommended highly by everyone who has read this. I wish it was mandatory reading. You are hitting all the right topics that any writer should know before they attempt to post a fic. I can imagine the flames that you might be getting that we don't know of but I am glad someone had the guts to post these things. Three cheers...Bravo...encore...more, more!!! JEN

I love this so much! I was laughing for a good while. If you take ideas, you should pull the "inner voices" card. That's defiantly something you see in a lot of stories. Oh! The ridiculous song fic ones, those drive me nuts. Anyways, I look for to the next installment of Authors Parody. ^_^Ja ne!

Okay, I agree in the chapter six reference. Yes, I agree. I don't poo-poo on small errors, but great ones, then yes. I had a lot to learn when I first started to write. I mean, if you go on to AFF and go under SilentDeath, then you will see my first works were down right horrid! But I got better over time, and now I am 31. Am I still wonderful? Hardly. Do I try my best? Yes. But until I really start shitting gold, then I will be perfect. And no, i don't have 1000 dollars to go buy the Sunday made half in edible gold. As for teen writers? No, they shouldn't be writing sex. I didn't really know about sex until I was 25. By then, I can say I walked around the block...at least once. ;)

This was my hardest hurdle to get passed when I first started writing my fanfic. I was, and still am VERY greatful to those who have proof read my chapters before I put them out for everyone. I have even gone as far as getting the Rosetta Stone program for Japanese and have many language sites in my favorite's center. If I am not sure of how something sounds or if I am using the proper title I will change the color of the words to make sure my beta see's it. I admit I have been guilty of some of the things you have written about here and have seen many more in other stories. This idea of yours is BRILLIANT!!!! I am loving it! Keep it going...... Tilayha

Ha! Guilty as charged! I did that in my earlier chapters in AAC >_<

Oh,the beauty of the name's spelling errors and questions in parenthesis...

Wow, like, I can't believe you're being sooooo lame with the chapter titles. Don't you know that any author worth his/her salt names them creatively and poetically for dramatic effect? Geeze. And what on earth is wrong with you? You' re SUPPOSED to start every chapter with pop-culture song lyrics. Christ woman do you know anything!?!?!?!?!11111eleventyone! Okay in all seriousness this is certainly a wake up call to readers as well as authors. I never knew how many times I had seen the stuff you're calling people out on until I read this and then browsed through other fics. It's nearly every other story I swear. Especially in very popular fandoms such as the Inuyasha realm, every fangirl and her brother/sister/imaginary friend tries their hand at fanficion and many fail. Miserably. You should totally do an OOC chapter and the MARY SUE chapter. Perhaps the, "I go a flame so now I'm throwing a hissy fit and not continuing ever!" chapter as well. Seen that a few times I must say. Regards etc., Anonymous

I think this is hilarious! Finally someone has said something! I reviewed this one fanfiction where the author had the characters call each other "nigga" like they were black. I told her she was an ignorant girl who couldn't spell correctly. I am half black so I kind of took it to offense because for 1- the characters are asian, they have no right to call anyone "nigga" and 2- she hopefully was black too and doesn't understand what the meaning of the word is and that she makes other blacks look stupid and ignorant. It's a new low for writers everywhere.

Let me just tell you that I agree completely with your author's note from the last chapter and that I find this entire parody hilarious. I have had to become extremely picky about fanfiction that I read because of problems like this!

OOOooh, please do get started... I would vastly enjoy a chapter done on the double standards and inconsistancies of smut ;) Thanks for your witty out take on flaming the majority of fanficiton writers without causing any major offense or hurt. It's really amusing!