1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples cartswhen they arent looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronis to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask
"why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.Look write into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.

12.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

14.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetel position and scream...
''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"

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