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. . . said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."

~~ Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

What to say about myself . . .

I started reading fanfiction several years ago, when I developed a fixation on Sesshoumaru. Miroku drew me to watch Inuyasha (I love that lecherous monk to death), but Sesshoumaru soon became my favorite character.

I was not always a fan of Sess/Kag stories, but a couple of very well written plots changed that. From reading on, I found A Single Spark, which led me here.

While I have a decent amount of writing experience, creative writing has never been one of my focuses. So, here I am, trying to see if I can flex my creative muscles a bit. My imagination definitely needs the work-out. profile link:

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Stories in Progress:

  • Shocking Situation -- Originally a one-shot response to katlady's "shocks" challenge, now a chapter story. Kagome receives an accessory that makes the guys in the group want to stay clear of her.

    Nominated for Best Humor/Parody in 4th Quarter 2009 Dokuga Awards
    Nominated for Best Humor/Parody in 1st Quarter 2010 Dokuga Awards


  • Frog Prince, Meet Cinderella -- Handsome, rich Sesshoumaru Takashi decides to escape his life for a while. Donning the persona of an unnoticeable, normal human, he begins to work at an American retail store and meets Kagome Higurashi, who teaches him to look beyond appearances.
  • Real Men of Genius -- Just because I get a kick out of those beer commercials and could imagine a couple of scenarios involving Sesshoumaru and Kagome, I started writing a couple of one-shots.

Stories I'm thinking about writing:

  • Who's Afraid of the Big Bad . . . Dog? -- I'm thinking of writing a series of one-shots where Sesshoumaru is stuck in a smaller version of his true form and he is put through many of the plots of well-known stories involving the Big Bad Wolf. Right now, I definitely have ideas for "Little Red Riding Hood" and "The Three Little Pigs."
  • For Priestess Skye's Reinventing The classics challenge and knifethrower's suggestion, I'm thinking of writing an Inuyasha version of Wuthering Heights, with Sesshoumaru as Heathcliff. It will be some time coming . . . I need to brush up on the novel and work out some other details.


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CritterWhisperer has 3 stories

One-shot, turned chapter story. Kagome is the recipient of a new accessory that makes the guys in her group want to stay clear of her. Response to KatLady's August monthly challenge, Shocks. Rating bumped up to M, just to be on the safe side.
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Incomplete  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 30 Jul 2009  -  Updated: 04 Mar 2010
Genre: Humor, Romance  -  Chapters: 6  -  Reviews: 68  -  Words: 20,526  -  Reads: 14,722
Sesshoumaru, sick of the superficial world of the rich and powerful, decides he needs a vacation from everything – even himself. The normally handsome, cold, stoic daiyoukai disguises himself as a normal, unnoticeable human and begins working in a retail store. The experience opens his eyes to parts of himself that he never knew existed and he gains new respect for other people, especially when his co-worker, Kagome, catches his attention. Reposted and edited from
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: Incomplete  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 26 Aug 2009  -  Updated: 28 Aug 2009
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Humor, Romance  -  Chapters: 5  -  Reviews: 18  -  Words: 15,590  -  Reads: 5,920
A silly one-shot based off the commercials of the same name.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 18 Sep 2009  -  Updated: 18 Sep 2009
Genre: Humor  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 7  -  Words: 1,177  -  Reads: 1,290

Favorite Fanart

Total number of favoured images: 48

The Clingy One...
Fade Out
Kiss for Nectar Plz
The Oni Miko
Sesshy and Les Substantifs
Thunder and Lightning
Possessive Love
Rin's Toto?
His Folly
Chibimaru and a Can of HairSpray
Moon God (Colour)
waking up in vegas
Sesshoumaru's Quiet Moment
The Gardens of Paradise Line Art
Water God Sesshoumaru Complete
quarrel  (Cherry on Top Challenge)
  • quarrel (Cherry on Top Challenge)
  • Author: aiko
  • Category: Fanart
Puppies love Kitties
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Name Entry

Created On: 04/11/2012 22:27:22

Thank you so much Critter!!!


Created On: 05/24/2010 19:53:55

Well, first things first. Thank you for reading and commenting on What Her Mother Didn't Know.
Second, I agree with you about the err.. male anatomy length. To me it's like big boobs on girls, a big no (plus, Sesshy is so perfect the size wouldn't be a problem! xD) and I was going to bash it as well--before I found out the living human size record was 13.5 inches. I felt a little bit like a hypocrite.
I'll give you a firm nod at your opinion about his beast. I think of him as a highly proud man, so far superior to everyone and that includes his own instincts. I also share the beliefs that if he "loses" control is merely because he decided to do so. It was tasteful when said beast was only a metaphor but people overused and twisted the concep, it's not tasteful anymore.
Finally, I'm very, very glad you're enjoying my baby! And your babbling was pretty much awesome sauce :3


Over There
Created On: 04/17/2010 10:09:05

Thank you for your review. I hope I can suceed in the humor department on this.



in my room =)
Created On: 03/06/2010 09:08:10

I am so glad you found me on here I was just about to email you and ask if you were on here! Thanks for the welcome =)

Much love


Inu Guardian

Created On: 02/14/2010 09:44:31

Thank you for your review on "Legend of Zelda...*FAIL*". Honestly, I'm not sure how I did it either. All I could think of at the time was that silly song. I'm glad you liked my little bit of silliness!


Created On: 01/25/2010 23:17:22

Just wanted to say that I adore your fic Shocking Situation!! Jaken trying to kill off Kagome so he can be with Sesshoumaru is hilarious !! Keep up the good work.


Created On: 12/29/2009 15:47:28

Thank you for the review on 'Protocol'. You are the first person to make a guess on the consequences of Inu taking a mate before Sesshoumaru. I would answer you, but that would, perhaps, ruin it. ^_^


Created On: 11/14/2009 06:40:34

You shouldn't be shy with promoting your own work, especially since it fit my request so well! I hope you're inspired with another chapter soon


Created On: 09/23/2009 01:05:04

Thank you, for your review on "Expired?" It meant a lot to me


Created On: 09/10/2009 15:04:32

At first I was goin' to make her also an apparation, but this seemed so much more fitting.

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