The Cat with the Bat by HardcoreBeef

The Cat with the Bat(Intro)

The Cat in the Bat is very, very fat.

He beat the children with a bat.

Beat them until they were flat.

Then he would yell, “Shoo, Brat!”

The Cat in the Hat never got caught,

No matter how much we fought.

Don’t tell adults, we were taught.

Unless you want to get choked a lot.