You're Such A... by RestlessTemptationz
You Really Are Such a Dog
Ello! Hope you enjoy this Spur-of-the-moment idea of oneshots, I kinda surprised myself when I got the urge to write this. Well I won't ramble so here ya go!
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Kagome could feel it. She just knew that something was out there, the hairs on the back of her neck were standing on end. Even though she had this feeling, she couldn't get twitchy now, she had to continue on with her mission...her mission to find her damn undies!
She knew she had pulled out a fresh, clean pair from her handy dandy yellow pack before she had left to go to the onsen so where the HELL were they now?!
Deciding that maybe she had dropped them without realizing it, Kagome went along her merry way of reverting back to her toddler days of crawling on all fours.
"I swear, I had them and they were right here with my other clothes and they're all still here so why..." Kagome stopped in mid sentence, that feeling was back again like someone was behind her, right behind her. She discreetly turned her head to see if she could catch anything, but there was nothing. She even stretched out her powers. Nothing.
"Maybe I'm just working myself up, I mean I am in the middle of the forest surrounded by all kinds of wildlife, it could be any...thing." There was a too close breeze of air against her ass that was clearly not the wind. Kagome quickly tightened her extra fluffy towel around her body, it was the only protection she had. "Maybe it was a bug...a flying bug..yeah, that seems about right."
The familiar tingle went down her spine, this time much stronger. Something was behind her, something large. This was no bug as she had firstly thought.
Kagome stayed absolutely still, to paranoid to move. Was it strange that she wasn't scared? Just...freaked out a bit? Another breeze hit her backside causing her to blush. " What the hell..." The slight push and pull of air continued and the more it did, the more Kagome started to get her wits about her. " Well I know it's not a breeze, it almost feels like someone is sniffing me."
With that thought came a sudden halt in her brain. "Snif...fing..." She thought aloud. With a sudden burst of anger, Kagome quickly kicked back her leg, hitting something cold, hard and spiked. There was a grunt that came from behind her, a grunt she could recognize anywhere.
"God damn you...SESSHOUMARU YOU SON OF A BITCH! STOP SNIFFING MY ASS!"
She quickly turned to see none other than thee Sesshoumaru standing as if he had not just been sniffing her ass.
"How could this one not when you had it waving in the air so...enticingly." He made sure to emphasize the last word, Oh how he loved to see the Miko blush.
Kagome blushed from the tone of his voice before covering it with anger. "You're such a dog Sesshoumaru! I can't believe you were just sniffing my...my-"
"Your ass Miko?"
Kagome blushed once again before getting fed up. "Get the hell out of here Sesshoumaru before I purify you to the future and back!"
Sesshoumaru only gave his infamous "hn" before turning away and leaving the clearing. Once completely out of sight, he nimbly plucked a red, scandalously made piece of clothing from out of his sleeve.
"Hn. Very enticing indeed Miko."
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Hope it wasn't too bad yeah. It's not my first time writing fanfic but it has been a while. Sorry for any mistakes with grammar or spelling (grammar is not really my forte and I don't have a beta :P) This here little idea will continue on until I get tired with it or whatever >.> Well...
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