Dangerous Dance by Lady Nefertiti

Prompt 73: Saffron

Dangerous Dace

Lady Nefertiti

Spicy Challenge

Prompt: Saffron

Sango bit her lip. Everyone was in the room now looking around 'perhaps when I knocked Inuyasha out' she thought. Miroku wanted to know why Inuyasha was on the ground. He looked up to see the closed door and rose an eyebrow saying nothing. He cleared his throat saying that since there was 'no danger' they'd best go back downstairs---and that a kncoked out Inuyasha wasn't anything new. He did seem to piss Kagome off more these days though. 

"I think everyone should be concentrating and discussing on how to get back home." Miroku said in a firm voice. 

"The HELL with that thought for now monk!" Inuyasha said suddenly 'popping' up. Great. just wonderful. "....I want to know first where my woman Kagome is and my bastard half-brother are!" Everyone went silent at that. Sango's face turned white as she looked away. "Someone TELL ME NOW." Inuyasha said. He knew Sango knew---both were like sisters. If he didn't know any better....wait....Sesshomaru. Kagome. both missing. dammit all. 

"They better not be together somewhere in the house fucking each other Sango!" he said eyes reddening. Miroku 'bristled' at his tone directed at Sango....saying that he should calm down now in a tone unheard of. Miroku was always a happy, hentai, understanding and thoughtful monk. 

"Feh. Thinking of those two naked and making love leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. Well its not like I have anything to worry about. She's always going on about her staying a virgin until marriage." Inuyasha smirked and continued on, not seeing Shippo had covered Rin's ears. 

"That spice Saffron it was called I think......needs help to reproduce by humans because it is incapable of independant sexual reproduction itself." 

Everyone looked at each other with a 'eeeh?' where had food come into this? 

"I'll be damned if in a really twisted way Kagome is actually 'helping' him. Damn fucking asshole does need an heir to the throne to secure his position. and what's with Kagome agreeing anyway? doesn't she know he's going to dump him like last years news after the pup is born? what is she? his consort?"  

"Inuyasha!" Sango said in a sharp tone. Shippo had covered Rin's ears harder hoping she hadn't heard all that garbage. 

Miroku was confused for a second. Inuyasha had totally twisted it all around. It didn't really make any sense...not really. Maybe he'd hit his head too hard this time. 

-Inside the bathroom-

Sesshomaru's hand was fisted in anger, trying to control it. How dare he spout such rubbish about Kagome? 

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