Feel the Pain of the Gender Bender by DancesWithWolvesandStuff
You just sit there and look pretty
I don’t own InuYasha, 19 Kids and Counting, Jim Bob, Deliverance, What to Expect when Expecting or Mr. Mom. Rated for language and adult situations… a little freaky.
r0o’s Gender Bender Challenge
One-Shot
‘Feel the Pain of the Gender Bender’
Rated: MA
By: CrazedCalicoNeko
“Don’t worry; I’ll handle dinner for our guests. You just sit there and look pretty,” Kagome teased her husband as she maneuvered around the kitchen to the best of her ability. The pups that still lived at home had all made sleep-over arrangements for the night for the “Adult Dinner”... which they were not invited to.
“Do not expect this one to worry when this whole situation is your doing!” whined the lounging silver haired Inu.
“Such a drama queen…” Kagome muttered, they were expecting pup number fifteen… this was not their first rodeo. Okay, maybe this situation was a little different.
“This Sesshomaru will be a ‘drama queen’, that midwife miko made this one a bitch. This Sesshomaru is pregnant! These ankles are swollen and this one’s back is aching!” The Inu demoness complained, and Kagome couldn’t help but appreciate her mate’s beauty.
Sessh made a gorgeous woman, and because Kagome was turned into the man and got to play Daddy… it was time her mate realized what she had went through fourteen times before! Yes, payback was a bitch and now... so was her husband.
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Miroku’s violet glare was ruined by his slender tapping foot as he gently rubbed his new chest appendages. His baby bump only enhanced his curvy figure, and Sango had to admit that if she really were a man… she’d hit that.
“Why didn’t you warn me they’d be so sensitive? I grab a handful of my luscious breasts and nearly burst into tears!” Miroku whimpered. This switch had seemed like such a wonderful situation... until that point.
“They are full of milk, Miroku. I told you when I was pregnant with the twins how sore my breasts were and you offered me a massage,” Sango (who resembled an adult version of Souta) offered an evil grin, “would my love like a massage?”
“Don’t you touch me you animal,” Miroku squealed as he slapped at Sango's teasing man hands, “you ‘wives’ have done enough.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Sango replied, “We’re leaving for Kagome and Sesshomaru’s so hurry up and finish getting ready.”
Sango had to keep Miroku busy, so he would leave his female anatomy alone and certain things you just don’t want to have to explain to the EMTs. Once a pervert, always a pervert...
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“Ayame, I don’t want to go!” moaned a pregnant hanyou. Ayame had to stop and stare, like his brother, InuYasha made one hell of a woman.
Ayame wolf whistled and gave her mate a smirk, “Come on babe, we took plenty of trips when I was with pup and I didn’t complain half as much as you have in your half a day of being pregnant.”
“Don’t whistle at me, I’m fat! I can’t be seen in public like this,” sobbed InuYasha.
“Yash, you are carrying our pup,” Ayame said coming up behind her mate and wrapping her muscular arms around the extended abdomen. “This pup is more important than any six or eight pack you flash without your shirt on. You glow with the love for our pup, it’s very sexy.”
Ayame began nuzzling her mate only to discover she had given herself a male condition.
With a chuckle, she turned her mate so amber eyes met green, “Look what you did to me…”
“Nothing less then you deserve. Thinking only you women suffer… have fun dealing with that ALL BY YOURSELF!” InuYasha replied with an evil smirk and giggle and went to finish getting ready.
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The guests arrived and segregated. The now pregnant 'males' stomped off to complain to one another, while the wives-turned-husbands opened some lagers and talked in the kitchen.
“I use to hate Yash for drinking in front of me when I was with pup,” Ayame mused before she crushed the now empty can against her forehead. “Damn, THAT IS actually fun…”
“Sessh always ignored my whining for back and foot massages, now my lord is singing a different tune. Cuddling is great, but it sure as hell isn’t the cure all he thought it was” Kagome told the others with a chuckle. “ Sessh has developed a crush on Jim Bob from ’19 Kids and Counting’. He was complaining that all husbands should be like him,”
Kagome took a swig of her beer, “until I reminded the dumb ass who the real Daddy is here. Now I think Sessh and Jim Bob are on the outs.”
“He use his acid to melt the remote?” Sango asked with a snort.
“Yeah, threw a hormonal tantrum that nearly… nearly, had me confessing this is only a 36 hour spell.” Kagome confessed.
“Praise God you didn’t, I think Miroku is about to break down and actually read a ‘What to Expect when you’re Expecting’ book.” Sango said with a rougish grin.
“Not to be awkward,” Ayame interrupted as she had drank the last of the 48 case of lager, “Have you realized what hot guys we make?”
'I would so do me!' the red head thought to herself, 'I'd do Kagome and Sango too. Maybe it was time to stop drinking a dozen cans ago.'
Kagome laughed at the red head, "Is it wrong that I'd really like to man-handle my mate, even in his 'condition'?"
"He's got a 'real pretty mouth'", Ayame teased, quoting Deliverance.
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“She had the gall to deny this one a foot rub,” Sessh pouted prettily.
“My mate keeps embarassing me” InuYasha groused, "Am I that crude?"
"Yes," Sesshomaru answered, "You're worse..."
“My boobs hurt,” Miroku interjected.
“Then stop fondling them!” the Inu brothers growled in unison.
“From this pup on, this Sesshomaru will be more attentive to his mate in pregnancy and not,” Sessh announced.
“Yeah, that pansy wolf Kouga and his mate are fine, but he’s like some Mr. Mom or something…” InuYasha began to rant,
“He is like this one’s Jim Bob…” Sessh whispered.
After a silence and an awkward shared look between InuYasha and Miroku, Miroku deduced that, “These pregnancy hormones not agree with you, huh, Sesshomaru?”
FIN